-Yes, the modern schoolchild even about the word "bake" thinks that these are cookies in parental pattern.

>> and the Ukrainian
Workers with Russian
Passports speaking to
The Ukrainian language!

When did passports begin to speak?

XXX is
I came across a pirate gallon with a proud Spanish name "*Ederaso". The Truth! I was rugged. He wanted to take him in his fleet so, for a hitch, but he could not take him on board. Three times over-played—beating like beasts and drowning with the scream: "P... do not give up!"

XXX: I am a dog.
Do you go to bed late and get up late?
No, I’m silently flying and eating mice.

With my taste preferences, I’m afraid to get pregnant. Maybe I want wool or machine oil. Or take Bulgaria.

Do you remember the stripes of ice on the sidewalks wrapped by children and adolescents? Today I saw a man over 50, in a suit and a coat, who from the run, with a smile on his face slipped on this trail!)))) Let us always be a little kids!!! to

Zheka: About the exhibitionists reminded... in being my young sixteen-year-old girl, a whiteboat, I walk somehow on an empty street, eat ice cream. Suddenly I met my uncle. 15 meters from me, I see his face reviving, climbing the width to stretch behind his instrument. And I have such a good mood, sunny, I think: "Here is a shit, the whole idea of ice cream is a hint to me!" Yes, like a barrel on the whole street by a bass: "Just try, just try, I'll cut off all the stuff! " And my hands with ice cream threatening meat. What in the end? Uncle pinched through the bushes with a frightened look, and my ice cream did not withstand the involvement in the psychological attack, and fell to the ground. The pig was like that, but it did it. and :(

The time at 22.00 in our family is called "Well, let’s check what we didn’t eat in the day".

Enjoyed a comment to the video, where the guys on the tenth try to catch the camaz master on the track:

What a dozen! We were behind such a barrel on the teaser 170 flying, wanted to shoot. But when they "hoped over" the railway shift at speed 110, I had to give up the photos)))))))

Bryozoa: I made a bomja in the three sims — there all the map is available to the sim, and he lived in the park, smelled, tore hamburgers at picnic eaters, slept on the bench and gathered charity, playing guitar.
But then he was pumping the skill of the guitar game, he started kicking 100 backs per play hour, gathered a band and went to France for a tour. After that, playing for him became disgusting and uninteresting to me."

Comments on YouTube
xxx: And how did I get here from the video of sea cabbage?
yyy: How did you get on the video about sea cabbage?

c) Klaid

XX: In the NH, I learned what multiculturalism is. At two in the night I go out into the courtyard - a Muslim neighbor in Santa Claus's hat with the cry "New Year's Eve" turns a Chinese lighthouse into it.

French actor Gérard Depardieu, who recently received Russian citizenship, invited the Tyumen Grand Dramatic Theatre to his band.
<nullie> His salary, according to the terms of a temporary employment contract, will be 16 thousand. The rub. "plus all kinds of benefits and payments for roles".
<beef> nothing to yourself. Just such a salary. Without training at work.

I bought today in the supermarket, date 09.01.2012... thought mistake.
At home, he bite the bull - Anne is not okay, no mistake.

We need to brush the rabbit’s teeth and sleep.
Do you want to brush your child’s teeth?
VN: Let’s go, I think I’m poorly brushing his teeth.
Tambo: Why do you think so?
He doesn’t scream ?

of UW. Newspapers "Sunday plus" - good to fuck from here jokes. You are not funny :D

...When a new foreign woman introduced herself: "Nana Lew" – we offended her with her rust... A week later, after lunch, she says: "Now, I’m on the table!" and she pouches her beer straight at work. We love you!

Comments on the opening of a motor school for disabled people.

UUU: I am now also not walking for three months, and I will tell you honestly, for disabled people in the city almost nothing is done, so we do not see them, and they are a lot of them. And abroad they are called people with increased needs, and we have disabled people.

XX: We have people with increased needs – they are deputies.

From 4pda to news about the new mobile processor:

Support for 7.1 channel sound – this was so lacking for mobile phones...

Once the glorious god Perkuno went on a journey through the earth with the underground lord Piculo (Patolo). They wanted to see if they would keep the eternal fire. The travellers came to the goddess of earth. She welcomed them both with love and had a great meal. In thanksgiving for this, Percuno gave her eternal youth, and Piculo presented (the hostess) a festive suite of girls. At night they worked doing what was necessary for the goddess of the Earth, for which they received forgiveness of sins in thanksgiving.
They sinned during the day and worked at night.
This is how freelancers appeared.