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<...> In order to prevent theft of wood, you can feed them, dry them and enjoy the result. The main thing is not to throw such wood into the oven.
It is...
A relative, who served in the army, said: when the neighbors began to steal wood, he started several fields with artillery powder. The robberies soon ceased due to the lack of a stove.
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For spells that explode and spread the stove, you can sit if any of the thieves kill or shake.

Let not my wood touch, then it will not rot.

This is "the girl":
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I don’t know, I’m a girl with long hair, with all the scraps, lotions, shampoos, air conditioning, and “just getting hot” I’ve never been able to wrap in the bathroom for more than forty minutes. And during that time I still had time to use the shower twice or three times not for the exact purpose * if you understand what I am talking about *.

This is 100% written by a man who has reviewed porn

So if they are going to make cars for smokers, let them do it for snoring people. Why is it that because of one fall, the whole car must suffer?

XHH: Always stunned by the arrogance of sales consultants in large perfume stores. As if Coco Chanel herself came down from the sky in a T-shirt with a badge, and in the eyes of the question: "Why do you have this paradise fragrance, for 2300 rubles, deadly? Use of soap "

A monument to the vandals was opened. Vandals are confused.

Drivers in Russia will soon no longer be able to consider other drivers as representatives of LGBT. They were forbidden to drive.

When I was 5, my grandmother, a doctor, decided to congratulate me and my younger brother on the New Year. She wore a coat, a hat. She painted her beard and beard. The green.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus.

XX: You may, and it will be funny, but as a child I passed through 9 levels of Doom II, before I learned that you can stay in the game.

Chapter 16235

Students are completely upset! Tickets for the exam are available at the beginning of the semester. To make me so cold. Porro is alive! You learn everything, you read all the lectures and the whole textbook and then there is a chance to pass, because before the exam, you will not learn what is in the tickets. There is only a general program and lectures, which at the best schedule will give answers for half the ticket. And yes, you can't write off, the oral exam, bags and phones are folded when entering the audience on a separate table. I did not hand over.

And here people are upset that they are teaching on tickets and they are not given enough information. and fi :(

She is burning.
The tanks ended diesel, found gasoline... (approximate dialogue, not literally)
- our engines are not suitable (type density is not that)
violet, flooded
Kill the movements!
Add the oil and eat.
Thirty years have passed since the film was made (the niche has not changed).
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And this was one of the requirements for designing our tanks - the ability to fuel everything that is burning. At the moment, the T-90 tank can also ride on alcohol.

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Who will give them!? to

DerArto: I’m 23 years old, but I’ve done a lot for this planet and for humanity as a whole. For example, I didn’t become a rapper, and that’s not for everyone!

<...> The deployment of the idea into a connected statement and its implementation occur simultaneously, in relation to which there are reservations". Deputy Chief of L.V. and coworking.
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Lyudmila Vladimirovna, most likely, the electricity swallowed the piss.
And this opus was composed by some sixth - look in the lower left corner, there should be a surname.
Remember the Chinese...
Years ago... Generally speaking, a long time ago there was an official dispatch in China. Graphomans from the editorial office received a letter about this content: we with unprecedented pleasure re-read your brilliant opus three times, and the entire editorial laid tears, because we can not print it. Because if His Majesty the Emperor reads this creation, he will order nothing worse than that to be printed. And since such divine works appear once every thousand years, we will simply be ruined. Sorry a thousand times, but nothing personal.

The Idealist:
If you do what you know well and like, but not for money, but for people to try, then in a year in your hairdresser for a month will be recorded, right.

In a year (and most likely much earlier) the hairdresser will close, because there will be nothing to pay rent and salary to employees. I don’t understand where the belief came from that if a man doesn’t spit on his work, he doesn’t need money. What will he drink for? And to cure? And to rest?

Well, I can paint well with my hands, and I can work in 7 design programs. I love it very much. As long as my husband was feeding, everything was fine. And after the divorce, when I began to ask for money for the job, all who were sucked and previously admired were outraged! It’s not difficult for me, it’s worth nothing, it’s a pleasure! Who pays for pleasure? Few people want to pay. There were no orders. And there was no money, so in terms of doing business it is a utopia.
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I also have a creative profession. Just while she was still a hobby, I took the rule of not painting anything to anyone just because I am not difficult and only for pleasure. And for friendship did not paint, and even as gifts for holidays. Because it is important, first of all, your own attitude to the matter. With creative professions it is always more difficult. It always seems that it is not serious and it is embarrassing to ask for money for it. So if you plan someday, not even right now, to make money with it - you need to immediately position yourself in this way. No one to paint anything on a hole, not to write, not to sew, not to paste. In no case. Unless you want it to be just a fun thing.

I was on the train yesterday. The final stop. People stood up at the exit and someone said:
They say we have already arrived in Morrowind.
Someone else was not confused and supported:
We’ll be released, that’s certain.
I got a good mood after a long journey :-)

Valery Serious: In the village, on the outskirts, they put a tower.Tolly megaphone,I don't know the line.But the local grandmothers, like one, all had a noise in their ears and the pressure rose.They began to curse the neighbor, who allowed this tower to put in his garden!It turned out that the reason for raising the pressure, there was news that he caught the good grandmothers for this!

<xxx> good morning behind the window -17, and in such days I actually feel that Crimea has joined Russia >_<

He wants to give something, but is not sure. You tell him that okay, you want a pink little vibrator for the clitoris. And he pulls a huge pink anal block and tries to push it into you from scale. When he asks what it is for a shit, he answers insultingly: “Well, she’s pink... as you wanted it!”

Bo2: A acquaintance is cooking "saraj" (on new buildings), a neighbor comes and let me - my refrigerator has just burned up, prepare the grandmother. Next, the second approaches - I have a telecast, you got caught, guy...
What he answers - go..., I have a welding machine from a gasoline generator working, and I have not connected electricity yet.

She rolled out on the couch in front of her husband's bas with his dry socks:"And now we play Mahjong!"