XX: Degree of Dependency: He left reading only when a nuclear explosion burned the reader's electronics and being extremely dissatisfied, approached the window and discovered that a nuclear apocalypse had begun.

After the New Year holidays, a call to technical support.
Q: Hi, and connect me with the ipad, please
O :?? to
Q: I need an iPad... Or a programmer, but better an iPad, I told him on this number can be found
and OK. What is the problem?
P: Blabla (a standard problem solved by a user’s nose ticking)
Do you work with a comp or a note?
P: from the cell
O :?? to
P: Well with comp.
A: Strange, you are not on the user list. Are they called you?
Q: Andrew, but I work like Alexander on a laptop.

I am a midwife. The son (6 years) has decided for a year to become an anesthesiologist-reanimator - enthusiastically intuits soft toys and works on the doll of his younger sister. His idol is George Kyle from a series of documentaries about the CMP of Yekaterinburg. So he said:
The doctor must always study, see well and take care of his health... (pause)... from the patients!and c)

xxx: DiCaprio in the "Survivor" looks extremely tortured, no longer that pretty guy from my youth...
yyy: Of course, such a dicaprio would survive on the Titanic, swimming at the door to the shores of Argentina, eating meat Kate Winslet))

Note on the RBC: "Three metal balls that fell from the sky in Vietnam were made in Russia. This was stated by the deputy head of the General Staff of the army Vo Van Tuan, reports the portal Vietnamnet".

dyk_de_bosch: One broke, the other lost: here everything is clear. Third from where?

The dining room. At the table is a man aged 22-24, a woman aged 30 and a 6-year-old boy.

The man stands up and goes to the distribution. The boy :

Bring me a compot!

The mother:

What kind of serpent is he? He is Yuri’s uncle.

There are so many that I don’t remember. Let it be serenity.

Then he turned and showed two fingers:

The Serpent! Two compounds...

W: Under the window screaming, screaming, going to see
W: There is a circus.
w: a man who drinks like I don't know who, drinks something matte and slowly clothes up with a challenge, lying in a bowl.
w: near swirls (judging by the replicas of alkasha) "Alka-sterva" and "techa-padla-haire- bottle-without vodka-gondocha-without lubrication";
W: not sober either.
W: Dressed
w: and that "wants to go out"
w: screams "All TEN"
w: and "BABY-SUKI"
W: The snow falls in them
W: Trying to dig deeper into the belly.
W : O
W: Someone threw Scotch out of the window above them
W: The crowd gathered
w: wrapping an uncle in Scottish clothing (cwl)
w: I can’t (cwl) (cwl)
w: his grandmothers wrapped him deadly, they try to lift up, and he has "forgetting in the snow"
W: They hit right behind their feet.
W: one for one, the other for the other
w: it is ?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
w: wrapped on the whole street oret "And WE ARE EQUAL" and "PELENALI, DEMONS"

Of all the perverted, the easiest for necrophils - movies about zombies can be watched completely legally.
WOW: Zoophiles are even easier - Animal Planet is full of movies about animals, and even with relevant scenes.

I love men like cats, dogs, hamsters: I like them, I can admire them in the zoo, but I will not take them home.

I watched the last part of Potter. So he imagined the final scene: Prof McGonagall approaches Harry and says:
“Potter, it’s so wonderful that the butterfly is now obeying you! With her help, we can restore the whole of Hogwarts in one touch! Do we do that?! to
Harry, who just broke and threw out the steepest artifact:
Oh yeah...
The curtain.

Today I want to offer you an idea for a business where you can (with some hard work and luck) earn billions of rubles.
Or millions of.
Or even suffer losses if the idea doesn’t “shoot.”

Cats on the bridges.
I am interested in something else. I have never seen dogs crossing the road on the green, and cats never. What do dogs see in black and white? Okay in the cities where the lighting for the blind-played "bird", you can go - but on the country roads? I thought they take an example from people, like everyone went means you can, but here is the Fig. Every time I drive through one village to work and from work, and I often see there one saucer crossing the road at a crossroads. Once I watched the picture of pedestrians red, the dog is waiting alone. I brake at the crossroads, I turn. A body breaks across the road. The dog looked after him and waited for the green.
For cats such not observed, always break through the road with the fatality of true kamikaze, right under the wheels (

Carrot Thunder:
When I was not home, my uncle came to visit. He apparently turned on the computer and, when he saw Linux, summarized to me later that the computer had broken down.

19278: Thanks to such enthusiasts to allow all kinds of incomprehensible bodies to enter the entrance, not so long ago, a bunch of apartments were surrounded. Just one passed by, putting on a leaflet with a bunch of advertisements. Others then passed by, checking who took the garbage and who did not. And they came in guests to those whose boxes are filled and advertisements on the doors. So keep unclear who enters the new building, you will be thanked later.

Clubs are the grocery of all immorality, pairs and emptiness.

Yyy: and illiteracy

Pornography gives today’s youth a perverted and unrealistic idea of how quickly... a sandwich can come to challenge.

Comments on the film "The Survivor" on one of the blocked resources:
xxx: For the atmosphere is fun late at night to play in Skyrim and after watching this movie))I recommend it to everyone!
A: You can just go out to the streets, the inhabitants of most regions.

told a acquaintance. He has a boss, a good man, but not physically digestive when his subordinates get out of work, even if they just work fast. Yesterday, the comrade somehow got all the intermediate calculations and other small instructions of the boss too quickly. The chief was even sorry - so much effort was needed to invent new idiotic assignments for his humble person. At eight o’clock he said:



– Listen, run away... – and he thinks where to send him.



One of my colleagues says loudly: - On x#j.



After a moment, the chef makes a splash and says, “OK, I’m going to go myself.”

I leave the apartment. I live on the second floor. Half the floor is washed, and half (from my side) is not. I go down and see the cleaner. I wonder why it wasn’t cleaned?

You are so dirty there!!! to

XHH: I will take the words used in the translated sense in the caveats. I will separate the sarcasm from the direct text. I will make the table easier, and people will draw to me!

Who am I trying to fool here? I will forget it again and continue to look inappropriate :(