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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №151582
 09.01.2019
I have 6 cats at home, but my father dropped the tree.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №151581
 09.01.2019
Five days before the New Year, a new manager was hired. A guy like some unstable, in three years 8 jobs changed.

I went to work today after the holidays. Slowly we drink coffee, read mail, remove spam, discuss who rested. At 11 o’clock, the manager comes in and begins to apologize. It turns out to have forgotten that he went to work shortly before the New Year. He may be lying, but at least delighted.

Everyone at the end of the weekend

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №151580
 09.01.2019
Well, what about the ass, but our hands are long.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №151579
 09.01.2019
Last week, South East India. We rested with my wife in the hotel, nothing to do, decided to play a big tennis. We got three balls and three balls. After 10 minutes, 2 balls fled into the trance between a house drowned on the 1st floor underground and the ground. In India, so often built, the roofs are almost equal to the ground. Cause is unknown. In this tranche between the wall of the house with deaf windows and the ground lay about 15 more balls. It was impossible to climb without a staircase, I began to mess up, found a staircase nearby. Nearby was drawn a couple from Australia and began to baking Hindus that they have everywhere so - they are always lazy, there is no way to get these balls - play more convenient, less expenses. Kiva and agreeing, I still set up a ladder, went down into a deep and dark tranche, gathered balls, many of which have already fallen with fallen leaves. We finished the game, I took back the rackets and all the balls collected. proud and with a smile on his face. Well, I say, “You have those balls there lying down outside that house, as soon as I got, you watch the next time.” The rental employee calmly replied to me, “Yes, we usually always get there, but in the last week we’ve seen a cobra twice.”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №151578
 09.01.2019
They say to me, “Take your ass off the couch, do something useful, everything will change for the better.” He got there, went to training, picked up garbage near the entrance and grabbed the snow. VAT remained 20%, the retirement age did not decrease. What am I doing wrong?

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