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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10943
 09.10.2008
Todd-kun: Prep on a pair of fox philosophy. At the end of a long and useless dispute with one of the glamorous defacek issued:
The caravan of my arguments goes through the desert of your brain and cannot find an oasis in order to gain understanding.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10942
 09.10.2008
Athos is full! I found a man's number to buy grass. He called, shot a shot, bought it. I look at the number in the notebook - not that! When I called, one number was wrong.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10941
 09.10.2008
It is terrible:
Do not argue with me. Do not argue with fools. Me and Mr. Abdelli.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10940
 09.10.2008
friend-sisadmin wrote:
xxx: here I scratched with one of the employees, now put him a casper, and the machine is weak... then I thought and knocked him a nod, let them treat each other... he sits behind the wall, 10 minutes already pig whisks are delivered... you can not argue with me

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10939
 09.10.2008
I heard the news, the Navy of Georgia attacked Sevastopol... =))
Oh well... these Georgians are all crazy!! The Americans are involved in this!!! to
*ROFL* read the news more carefully!!! ))))
You’re trying to get me down again, Sevastopol, it’s Ukraine!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10938
 09.10.2008
Rambler is hot! found in the "Hobby " section a link to the website "Cannabis Seeds "

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10937
 09.10.2008
NaRHaY: What do you have for Rammin? Without a password, even fuck it!! to
ZUBR: What fucking thing?
NaRHaY: It doesn’t matter – she’s alone.
ZUBR: What kind of mouse I am riding, fucking and keyboarding. I-Look I-Look I-Look I-Look
NaRHaY: It is true! Finally the RPG!

c) B.O.R.K.A

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10936
 09.10.2008
There was such a period when the summer has ended, the winter has not come, and studies and work have already begun.)

by Damast.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10935
 09.10.2008
I looked at the history of queries in the search for a friend on the computer - How to fuck enota, enot-drochun, where to buy enota. I’m really scared to talk to him.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10934
 09.10.2008
He is: Hi
She: Hi
He: How it is
She: I don’t eat it...it’s on a diet...
He is: O_O

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10933
 09.10.2008
A strange species is discussed.
This is a typical football.
Look at its size. This is a hole.
You’re both right, it’s a crackdown.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10932
 09.10.2008
When did you break up with Sasha?
I found him in bed with my brother.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10931
 09.10.2008
Q: People, is it normal that the modem is connected to the system unit through 110 meters of cable, if it stands on it?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10930
 09.10.2008
IndaHouse
I look at the souvenir catalog, I see the position:
A square square
4 * 2.5 cm

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10929
 09.10.2008

XXX after another riot with his girlfriend.
You need to have something nervously calming.
I think about the aquarium.
Give it up to you!!!!!!!! Grandmother!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10928
 09.10.2008
In one of the girls:

The Religion. Views: I believe in God. Atheists, Satanists, Onanists: You are wrong.

X – X...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10927
 09.10.2008
Neon
Create a rhythm. There was an artist in the pond.
Solo is
There was an artist sitting in the pond.
I did not hold a brush in my hand.
With a shoe.
In the pond for an hour...fishing.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10926
 09.10.2008
How wonderful it is when you wake up after drinking, you see around empty bottles and strangely disassembled bodies, and you don’t have to scream: Schuher, let’s get up and clean up the mess, when the mother comes.
Because I’m my own mother... and I’ve already come... and I don’t care about this shit.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10925
 09.10.2008
Vincent 30 September 2008 by 17:25
A party in Etruscan. What are the traditions of the Patriots? to bounce and eat and talk about philosophy and politics
Garrick 30 September 2008 by 17:29
And also Yibachi! Heather in the thermos!! to
Vincent 30 September 2008 by 17:29
to glorify Caesar, and to humiliate the Hunns and other barbarians.
Garrick 30 September 2008 by 17:29
To blame the Senate. You ruined it all, pets!
Vincent 30 September 2008 by 17:30
Certainly. Rise in housing prices in Rome
Garrick 30 September 2008 by 17:30
Especially in the forum area. and Gallerian battles.
Garrick 30 September 2008 by 17:31
I’m reading our correspondence and I think... nihua hasn’t changed :)))))))))))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10924
 09.10.2008
I want to go to Minsk, they say the city is good.
I just need to know what to do with.
No need to do anything, better wash it.

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