From the painter:

by georg_pik
The main thing is not to be mistaken and not to give instead of Tolstoy the Dark Allies of Bunin. If schoolchildren were to think about watching other stories, other than those that take place in school, they would read them by the whole class.

Dmitry Dryganov:
In the Dark Allies, the average porn studio can work for a year without a screenwriter.

Comments in the distribution of the film "Unstoppable 2" on the track to rumors about the third part.

XXX: And the Unstoppable 10 will be. In the wheels.
YYY: Yes, only the restraint they will already have in their pants

He is "scientist" What about higher abstinence?! to

Teacher: Lena, do you agree with what is written on the board?
Lena 1: Yes, I agree with you.
Teacher: The other Lena, her neighbor, do you agree with what is written on the board?
Lena2: Yes, I agree with you.

This is a ceremony of marriage with macroeconomics.

Fw: I can't connect to the base server
Everything is under control, no one can.

xxx.blin... saw in the movie cake wanted cake, saw pizza wanted pizza)

Look at porn.

XXX There is no food.

The Ministry of Health wants to raise the excise duty on tobacco 11 times. The average price of a pack of cigarettes at the same time will increase to 145 rubles. What about you, smokers?

Yyy: It is better to let the price of alcohol increase 11 times. I have never heard that a person who smoked half a pack of cigarettes then struck his smoking partner with a tail. And I never heard that a man who smoked three cigarettes and then sat behind the wheel would kill three people to death.

Sometimes, encountering women’s forums and seeing what nonsense they are writing there, I hear a grandmother’s thrill in real, looking at glamorous ladies, pink things not in place, etc. I am very ashamed of my gender.

>>> - at 23 years think that the breasts will still grow - the top of optimism))

On top of naivety to think that she will forever be the same size as at 23! As he grows up. First after birth, and then with inevitable weight gain with age.

Ndr: When I was still in school and there were no phones to do anything at a boring class, we came up with an interesting game called “Warlords.”
Both participants sit for one piece, put their hands on it, loosening their elbows to the sides. Then they try to clash with each other from the batch, use the elbows for this and thus "draw" a place behind the batch. The teacher who is thrown out of class loses.)

In case of a break with the end of the world, I propose to postpone the Day of the Fool to December 21st!

xxx: Do you know that my mother's wife-wife has all the accountants?
YYY: Now yes and now?
XXX: I’m going to the dining table today. I’m sitting in the reception, yes.
XXX: I am going to go. And suddenly a voice from behind: Girl, I'm sorry, you're not from accounting?
yyy: ahahah this is fate
XXX: I thought so too. Then, when he answered, he asked why he did so.
xxx: and she said the murderous: Yes, you are a straight outlet accountant.

1 (the girl, declares): "I gave your opinion, and my reproductive organ was the axis..."
2 (interested): Well, well, well, here is more detailed! What kind of reproductive organ is it?
3 (does not know physics): It is known which; at least the magnetic axis must be there.
1 (inspired): Do you imagine the rotation of the galaxy in a spiral? In the center is a black hole.
(Everyone is presented on their own):
Understand what will happen in the Apocalypse.
2: yes, now the phrase "nuclear fucking" has become somewhat closer to meaning

Do you remember the name of the South Park series where Kenny is killed?
YYY: I don’t know how to tell you.

XXX: Let’s remove the computer table and put a magazine. First, it fits the interior, second, it will free up space and third, you will play less in your tanks. We will kill three rabbits.
YYY: You will be one of them.

Today I will go to the pharmacy for the tincture of the puddle. The pharmacist aunt looked at me with a bit of a whimpering eye: What are you doing there? (They are on the street)
I am in misunderstanding. It turned out that I was the fourth in a row to come for the reassuring. We live well)

On some torrent posted the film without translation, comments below:

Garila666: People are good. When will it be translated?
126 people jumped. Are you all Americans? How are you going to watch him?

Genabukin: Garila666, if it were not your message, I would be 127=) sps you =)

A couple in zoopsychology.
Which dogs cannot be trained?
Students are dead.

Prehistory - bought home a waffle cake "Jack", after which we sat down for tea with my sister to watch a movie.

What are we watching?
I don’t know... let’s "live a dead man"?
Just cut off a piece of Jack first.

We split up very quickly, even for the present time.
Lying on the bed watching a movie, she said she has a big ass and fat butts. I agreed on the machine, and when I felt a stirring look, I decided to correct the situation, encouraging something like that I have a small member, say what? I am not worried...
He has survived now...