When I was 16, I returned once from my grandmother from the suburbs on an electric car. It was evening, there were a few people in the front of the car, and the back of the car where I was sitting was completely empty. I sat in the back seat at the window, the grandmother from the perron pointed to me with her hand on the company of the guys of the hoops (man four in my opinion), sitting in the tambour "on the courts", said that I should move further to the people, but I swung away with my hand. It wasn’t even a minute after the electric touched, as the whole hop company crashed into the car and took all the free seats around me. The one who sat opposite was significantly older than his comrades (years twenty in appearance), but he started with the standard phrase: "Do you hear the phone call?" Then something about helping the boys and other nonsense. At that point, I had been engaged in combat for six months, and while the phrases of the hopper became more and more threatening, I was chaotically trying to figure out what I would advise my coach to do in this situation. Suddenly a decision came. I suddenly stood up from my seat and... crossed the feet of the copters and took a quick step toward the people sitting in the front of the car and sat between them. Following me I heard the disappointed “from the same cock.” As strange as they were in town, they did not persecute me.



P.S The coach, when I told him this story, said I did everything right.

Alya: I long wanted to ask you... What are the contacts in your phone: TP_No1, TP_No2, TP_No3, TP_No4 and TP_No5?
13th_Ka7aHe4: This is from my past work. The Trade Representatives. Not everyone knows I’ve been fired. Who knows, I might forget to call. Even in the middle of the night.

The reason is that at the beginning of a relationship, a woman is often ready to spread for a loved one, not noticing how many affairs fall on her.
And when she stands up and sees - the man doesn't understand what the matter is, because before she was all in order? And here are the children, the mortgage, so simply not to leave... Here are the wars and the redistribution of duties.

An interesting employer came to us. She opens a children’s beauty salon and wanted us to give her a room (floor, ceiling, wallpaper prints, windows, niches, etc.) and all this – absolutely free!
Her arguments were as follows: since the visitors of the salon will be children of well-off parents, these same parents, coming to her salon and seeing all this beauty, will wonder where this can be done - and this is already the advertisement of our office. And most importantly, she asked if such a parent would come from her to order something from us...

I went to the museum on a tour. The tour guide that the youngest official in Tsarist Russia, the salary was very small, but for this salary the official could hire a cook and his wife did not work. You continue to argue who in the house is the master in modern society.

I can’t say for all of them, but I had a bowl of dirty clothes when I washed my hands, and a bowl of dirty clothes at the machine machine. As there was a layer of dust on the old luster, so it is on the new one. Although there is a huge closet in the hallway with a volume of under 9 cubic meters, and things still roll. Order does not depend on technology and it starts in the head.

The husband shook, but came out of the danza and went to entertain the cat. There are no scandals ?

Where is the scandal when duties are fairly distributed? You have lunch, preparations and laundry, the husband played with the compass and the cat. of equality.

A neighbor on the first floor is a lonely single man aged 45-50 (lived with an elderly mother, then she died). I don’t know if he has an official diagnosis, but the man is obviously weird. I was somewhat foolish - people are not thrown on - and thank God, the rest is his business.

A few days ago, this beautiful man was drawn to me on the doorstep, stating that my children had him in charge of running, jumping and playing the ball at home. The problems here are two: first, I have no children (no one), second, I live on the third floor, the apartment on the left, and he - on the first, the apartment on the right. That is, even if there were children, all of their jumps would not have fallen on his head at all. “No,” he says, “I’m an engineer and calculated how the sound spreads through the panels, it turns out that the noise is coming from your apartment. He broke up to me to check where I hid the children. Thanks, two students live in the neighboring apartment, jumped out of the noise and pulled it away.

I got a complaint to the management on Monday, now I really don’t know what to do.

For a long time I tried to explain to my grandmother (80 years old) that new banknotes are being introduced in circulation for 200 and 2000 years. In the past, we had to pay 200r, we gave two papers of 100r. And now there will be such a paper - 200r" about 2000r similarly. In the evening, I hear my grandmother’s conversation with her sister (82 years old): “Man, I heard, money is changing! 2000 will be like 200!" Oh, ah, guard, the bike flew on the sarafan radio further.

XXX is fuck! He sneezed on the hill with seed skins!

I spoke with a future mother about the harm of vegetarianism with anemia II degree during pregnancy (she, by the way, a small child, who is also a vegetarian - a pale green creature with a lag in physical development), cited the example of WHO documents, ICD, etc., to which I had the answer "What I do your international documents, they are written by meat eaters, Which to survive us vegetarians, survive and disappear!!And I was crying...

by BES

Sometimes when I take off my jeans, something falls out of my pockets. There is no time to pick up, and when I come back, there are no small things. She didn’t care until she found her cat dragging coins under her bed. Two thousand under the bed. A little bit. and two. of thousands.
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The frivol symbolism of the Red Hat only Charles Perrault and brought, and the popular version of any "men" did not mean, but meant - in the direct text - brutal murder and eating. In Germany and France at the time of the birth of the fairy tale was a real ahtung with wild wolves, respectively, children should be intimidated in a form understandable to children.
In general, the popular versions are closer to Grimm, and Perro is too inclined to decorate everything with curtains.

It was about six or nine years ago. Our dad often put a password on the computer to block us from accessing toys. And then one day, my younger brother and I managed to look at the length of the password and began to guess. On the third or fourth day of such a brute force, the brother who has been charged manually writes in the password entry window "danunafig".
And slowly shrinking, watching the loading of the wire.

Spring in our country is very short. Winter, winter, and suddenly... autumn.

I would say that the elderly are an indicator for society in general and the economy in particular. You can not even go into the details of the type of GDP and place in some rating. Just look at pensions.
The elderly in the country live normally - in the country everyone lives normally. This is a normal country. The elderly are living badly - something in the economy is not the case, since the country cannot or does not want to provide a person who has brought money to this country all his life, a decent old age. This is a fucking country. All is simple.

A normal person can fool what his country has GDP indicators or in what place the economy according to renowned analysts or how much his country in the world is afraid and what kind of army it has, if he knows that in old age he will be put on a whore (he is already in the past). It will soon die and all. And if it is not a fool and there is a possibility, then he will try to leave for a young country with a smaller scope, but where he will know that having worked all his life for this country, he will not need old age.

A little about life:
I was hit by a secondary truck today. Then I went out to meet me against traffic on the street with unilateral movement. Then, elsewhere, I ignored the impediment on the right and popped me in the forehead. He was stuck because he could not turn. He opens the window and cries:
I see you for the third time!! You, lady, are somewhat troubled!

Anatoly Wasserman has a special jacket, in each pocket of which is a Nokia 3310.

The jacket was created on the occasion of the encounter with Chuck Norris and is absolutely impenetrable.

I recently got the rights. I go home to the garage, my husband commands, standing in the gate:
Go out! → Taaak, yes, well, stronger... Rabbit, drive on yourself!! to
He finished the aircraft. If we land badly, we must take off.

ShineSL: Let's play a bdsm game with you - I'll pull you up and the stop word will be the PIN code from your bank card? o.o