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[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120372
 09.11.2015
- But when I was fired from the GRU, I was withheld money for unused substance benefit (

Wow, this is a game! There and the accounting special forces created for the complete demoralization and impoverishment of the enemy. And training on dismissals – no longer on whom...

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120371
 09.11.2015
One day, the villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of the planned prayer, all the people gathered together, but only one boy took a umbrella with him. Some think he had a true faith. He had a Jewish mother.


[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №120370
 09.11.2015
Did you come to this fucking bed? Let’s be more divine!
Grandma stop it!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120369
 09.11.2015
I got the key from the warehouse in my hands. I spent half a day trying the iron. Now I have a worker on my desk! The first pen, with a set of 95 winds. I’m not going to scream "It's alive!". I am a real necromancer.
I think you are an ordinary gerontophile.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №120368
 09.11.2015
Escaped from the apartment. In 7 days you have to sign up for a new MJ, otherwise a fine. The Reggpalata makes a report on the right of ownership for 14 days. How?? to
"Giving birth" was easier...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №120367
 09.11.2015
The thought here in the head revolves... that if our apartment is robbed, then the thieves will not come to the mind that the most valuable thing in the apartment, as it turns out, is on the loggia in the box and it is -....and the ladies... TREAD. And as it turns out, ELKA is a profitable investment of assets: bought 2 years ago by joint purchases for 6500p. (This is with all org. fees and transportation), the current price from the site where purchased by joint purchases, i.e. Wholesale, 12700 r (without collection and transportation), look at retail websites, it costs now 20 000 rubles. How much did your iPhone cost from the 2013 model range?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120366
 09.11.2015
I wanted to warn you not to get scared.
What is?
You’re not going to be afraid of the infestations in the bathroom?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120365
 09.11.2015
xxx: I was faced with this approach at the moment, there was a question, which creatures of their parts can reach a mass of several hundred tons?
The answer was about mushrooms, their part - the mushroom, in fact, it is as if it were not a part, it is the mushroom itself, the fruit bodies - it is so, the spore reproduction, growing as necessary, mushrooms - like these are living beings.
I answered, and pulled the command, that these are trees, their trunk can reach several hundred tons, and it is precisely part of a living being.
We were answered that the trunks are not alive, and like plants are not alive, so mushrooms are alive, read the children’s encyclopedia.
No, I understand the fundamental error, of course, this is such a vulgar philosophical aspect, as it is now considered and why, trees are alive or not alive, why are mushrooms alive?

YYY: Oh, I don’t even know what to say...give an example of a roosie or a venus flies...I don’t know how good an example is, of course. I am a dilettant. But the question is, are these plants alive? Or not alive?=) I think that "trees are not alive" sounds silly.

zzz: It would be right to send the organizers in the ass.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120364
 09.11.2015
Smile in Russian:
Relatively recently, my acquaintances decided to celebrate some celebration in the Tsar hunt (Novokuznetsk). A few days before the day of D "completely accidentally" the news that Elena Flying comes with a revision to this institution, flew around all local news sites.
I have everything.
PS is yes. Everything was perfect.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120363
 09.11.2015
dimgel: (reference to tape.ru) "Linux.Encoder.1 — belongs to the class of Trojan encryptors. After running with administrator rights..."
by bhg. A hundred years ago, a joke was about Linux viruses: “Please unpack me and write a demon on behalf of Ruth.”
Dimgel: I see, neither hero changes in this life.
I have to find a couple of patches and squeeze.
Gary: Otherwise it won’t fit.
Dimexide: must
dimgel: and for different distribution patches will be different
Dimitri: The people! How to hack Linux.Encoder.1 on FreeBSD?! to
Garik: removed from the tongue))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120362
 09.11.2015
I am not God, but I can also be wrong.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120361
 09.11.2015
I walked on the scroll as needed (I haven’t read it for a long time), and the blue 4G doesn’t allow me to go there, as if I was swallowed on a porn hub, cheese... Not a question, the scroll from yellow-black - with the same success. Am I so back from life? People, has something happened?! to

Rosemary has happened. But cozy lives, use a proxy, VPN, etc.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №120360
 09.11.2015
"Spoilers kill the pleasure of reading"

A new hit from the creators "Sex without orgasm makes no sense" and "You need to live in order to get to heaven".

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