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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12345
 09.11.2008
<ZeroGravity> short lamps go all naked
ZeroGravity has left #programmers
<MiRacLe> this is what I understand
<MiRacLe> the man said - the man did!
<MiRacLe> not what you are

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12344
 09.11.2008
Laptops with Microsoft Windows are solutions for experienced users, with wide configuration capabilities and a large set of different applications. And for beginners, Eee PCTM will be perfectly suited, equipped with Linux OS with an intuitive interface and 50 pre-installed applications.
© ASUS Press

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12343
 09.11.2008
To the quote:
Today’s election: Who do you think will win?
Saito: I think Obama will win, but I think Obama will win.)
Shadow: But not here! I’m also sick for Obama, but McCain will win!
Shall we bet? 😉
Saito: Let it go! I want to have sex! 😉
The Light: Let It Go
I’m going to go to the store and buy some smoothies! 😉
I also went to a store, I bought some appliances ;)
Saito: o_0 eeyemmm... I hope that’s not what I thought?
The light 😉
Saito: I never thought I would be so worried about the outcome of the election in America.

The country is proud of you!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12342
 09.11.2008
The inscription in the toilet at work "Dear ladies, so you sit like regimental horses - on the go. I didn’t go to the bathroom" I wandered)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12341
 09.11.2008
Fritz: In Sumach, the story happened, 7 years ago... That there are films of 11 friends of Oushen, plans, scenarios, all sorts of fiction there. The exhibition of Information Technology and computer technology was held in Sumach, so one cranberry dumb went to the exhibition, went to the dressing room for employees, threw a blue jelly with the show's league and baseball... then approached the unloading trailer with the equipment, the expeditor himself loaded in his hands 4 not the last at the time of the note in his hands, and he quietly went home with them... It's all simple, people :-)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12340
 09.11.2008
Nosr: Today is a weekend in the country – which means I walk from the TV to the computer all day. Not knowing peace.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12339
 09.11.2008
And then come down with gentle kisses a little lower... a little more open it and gently kiss your beautiful chest from above... and then another...
222 and then the third.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12338
 09.11.2008

34593 (saved 2008-11-05 at 19:44)
The Author
Interestingly, am I the only person in the world who has a third flaw? O_o"

Boy, you are not alone! We are many!

At least three already.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12337
 09.11.2008
Mystically :
Will you be able to live for a million dollars without sex, cigarettes and alcohol?
by Galka:
A million could.
by Galka:
I have been smoking and fucking all my life.
Mystically :
:D

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