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[ + 92 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22275
 09.11.2009
to this:

How you got it! Not Belarus but Belarus.
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Institute of Geography of the Russian Academy of Sciences (IGRANE). In all geographical documents, this country on the territory of the Russian Federation is called BELARUSIA, not Belarus.
In all atlases, maps - Belo-Russia. And not otherwise.
You will still start to call Ingushetia the "Ingushetian Territory" or Georgia - Georgia.
Belarusians can name their country anyway. We do not deny many to call the Russian Federation "Rashka" and so on.
Bring it somewhere, you got already with stupid arguments.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22274
 09.11.2009
by Natalia (22:52) :
I’ve already told you how a good boss once burned up?))

by Natalia (22:54) :
The teacher calls his student by phone: "Allo! (They are louder) Allow me! (It is even louder.) Is it you, Ivanov?...Your mother... (pause) I don’t see for some reason for a long time, but I sent her a note!


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №22273
 09.11.2009
Tagged: Healthy
Dimandrid: Hi, did you see my news on the website?
Demigod: I saw it, it’s funny.
Dimandrid: And what is it about?
You are a bitch :)


[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22272
 09.11.2009
from comments to the demotivator)

The author is a finished eblan!! to
I am sorry, but I did it myself, fucking 😉

It is time to admit that you are wrong.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22271
 09.11.2009
In Peter two good weather - dirt dried and dirt frozen.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №22270
 09.11.2009
14:40:26) <Luke> Sash, hello)
[14:40:42] <Luke> I have a question...
[14:44:50] <usemind> Let’s go
[14:44:54] <usemind> hi
[14:44:59] <usemind> I got ready
[14:45:04] <usemind> s
[14:45:11] <usemind> removed cluttered objects
[14:45:26] <usemind> put his feet on a rubber carpet
[14:46:02] <usemind> Bite a leather case from the phone
[14:46:09] <usemind> and squeezed sphincter
[14:46:13] <usemind> I am ready
[14:46:18] <usemind> Ask

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №22269
 09.11.2009
to this:

Laughter is laughing, and now the number of robbery robberies may increase.
Imagine a man in a respirator enters the store, gets a gun, takes money and (!) Mixed with the crowd.
This is one of the most important things in the world.

This is an idea!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22268
 09.11.2009
ch
This is a fucking cat 😉
kkoosshh
I wanted to say so, but my mom was against it. :D

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