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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56168
 09.11.2011
Listening to Discovery Channel
Destroyer of Legends
The brain of monkeys contains a natural emulsion that allows to make bull members even more elastic.
They are catapulted from the bulls.
d00mw01f: what is it?
Warlock: Well, they brought in a box of bulls. put on the table. Long ones, similar to ordinary ropes
Then the brain was stuck in the mixer. Swimming in the Brains

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56167
 09.11.2011
came a girl on an open job... left a resume.. in the list of upcoming jobs is "insurance agent".
The day has started well!)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56166
 09.11.2011
I have created a "farm". In it several workers smell: collect mushrooms, fish, fruits, garbage, grow vegetables, build huts. Give each a colleague’s name.
Shit, this is the smell!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56165
 09.11.2011
Announced by:
I translate from male to female, from female to male. It is cheap. The body. 555-322-223-111

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56164
 09.11.2011
The Interfax reports:
“A drunk Yakutia MP argued with two peasants and chased them on a tractor, threatening to kill them.”
People are happy :)

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56163
 09.11.2011
She went out to smoke and let her child play with plasticine. I go back, there is no plastic.
Where is the plasticine?
The NEM!
The shock. The child ate plasticine.
He takes my hand and leads me to the kitchen. There is a bowl on the plate, and there is plasticine in it.
Who is eating raw?

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56162
 09.11.2011
In one of the shops in the British city of Harlow, a 92-year-old retired woman refused to sell whisky because she did not have an identity card that could confirm her majority.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56161
 09.11.2011
Commentary on the Cosplay photo:

I suspect one of them is a boy.
222 is yes. The left is a boy and the right is a boy.
One of them is a girl.
333: both of them

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56160
 09.11.2011
If you have yogurt, it will last longer.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56159
 09.11.2011
If a hipster, standing on the bridge, crashes his iPhone, he will be very upset. Not because the iPhone has fallen, but simply you can’t tweet about it right away.

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