by Zoe! We remember you! I know you are watching us from the high moderator sunshine!

XXX: Fuck, when did I cut off yesterday?
YYY: then when you with the words "alcohol of the same origin can be mixed" poured half a bottle of whiskey in half a glass of beer

Thirty Years (22 years):
Hi dear Wau!
The current wife of ZZZ. Do you know such? and ;-)
I know that you are closely and regularly communicating with him, corresponding, calling... I suppose he is still indifferent to you. I am right? If so, I have a big request for you.
Please bring it back to you, I ask you very much. The man is, in principle, good, interesting, but I have no strength to tolerate his weirdnesses, stumblings, discomforts, and now also constant drunkenness with the roof, horrendous multi-day mocking and bullying.
I would love to let him go to you, especially because zzz is very interested in Peter.
Maybe you can deal with him...

Wau (42 years old, ex-wife of zzz):
Dear young user!
Unfortunately, we are forced to inform you that the warranty obligations for the goods of "Baby "Man" apply only for the period of the test drive before the date of the final decision on purchase. Replacement of this type of goods by a similar is not provided. In the event that you have a cash check and a warranty voucher, if hidden defects are detected, we recommend contacting the manufacturer of the above goods, LLC "Mama", directly for return. These recommendations do not apply to cases of non-purpose use of the goods.
Good shopping for you!
The support service.

I live in a multi-apartment house. I woke up in the morning from the shouts. As usual, in the courtyard, a guy and a girl were finding out the relationship. You can imagine what selection mat shattered the walls of houses. But the girl’s phrase at the end of their talk just killed me: “You don’t see that I’m dressed – I’m educated!”

by Habr

Soon you will have to look for underground forums, with proven people, where you can fearlessly send each other.
Hi to
Hi to
There is no tail?
Apparently everything is clean.
Go naked then.
- Same sauce fox, the pudding is rotten.
So far, I was glad to see you.
Oh, let’s not go missing.

At 5 a.m., the brain is already asleep. My friend and I.
Do you have a king of wood? I can’t find it anywhere, all the shops are closed.
Egg – what is it? I haven’t heard of it, I’ve been out for a long time.
I don’t care, maybe the old one.
In the sense of old? A book of what?
What a book, I’m trying to tame, I don’t have CDR to open.
You are a fool, you can’t immediately write that you need COREL DRAW. I still think the most important thing - what is the movie so strange "King of wood"
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah? to
Yaya - well I think you can "Urfin Juice and his wooden soldiers" need, I just forgot what it is called))))
I just killed... I just killed...

An old friend remotely diagnoses the breakdown of his friend's car by phone:
So, let’s open the security block.
- Khe-heheeh, mda
What made you so confused?
Do you see, my dear! In our office, the block of safeguards after the recent squeezing of tolerance and cultural Russian was called the CPC with a hammered guard. But the old "camarca with the glandons" had to be turned off, because rumors reached the chief of the guard and he began to complain.)))

XXX: I did the right thing.
Take the cake from the shelf.
XXX is OK
yyy: wipe out the dust and put it back
My cake, my shelf, my rules.

It is difficult to offend a girl, especially when your penis is in her mouth.

18:15 AM Anonymous(!)
I will not lie. I went with an unauthorized nick. It is a shame to go in and write about it. In general, the problem is that I always want to be anonymous and I always bring my classes to the last stage. When the sperm comes out. There was no sex, but the opportunity was limited. Like trying to bind, but still want to do it and do it.

18:18 Anonymous(!)
It interferes! Always with white spots. In some so absorbed that even after washing the stain remains

18:59 by God
Try the vanilla.

From the forum about bored hair

"and I don’t know how to cut the hair from the ass... indeed, I’ve tried everything... and smashed the cream... and shaved the electric blades... and scattered with a knife, burned it a few times, watered it with petroleum, but neither heroes help... people!!!! help!!!It is not easy to live so!!and "

July: the day today is just horror not what to eat, get up no time
to get up? Why?? to
July to write :)
Are you writing standing? O_O

Photography is art, right? Making a good picture is difficult, right? Well, of course, why then having a canon eos 7d + steep lens, even taking great photos. Photography is a subtle art, ah...

Drjannaja: How delicious you cook, you probably have expensive pots)

XXX: Hey, or sing Anya and let it go around?
xxx: and
Just don’t say she’s sitting next to you.

Signs of Sisadmin:
The more accountant, the more cookies on the keyboard.
The cooler the manager, the stronger the coffee in the laptop.

xxx: you love to fuck - love to watch the darkness =)))
Fucking is not funny.
YYY: I had to watch.
YYY: all three parts
Yyy: One of them in the cinema
Tagged: BLA

S!n@pS (17:05:16 8/11/2010)
11th week of school.
Lara Croft (17:07:18 8/11/2010)
Is it overwhelming?

by Dancito:
I'll tell you a little about how I fought my shyness, shortly you say that you're afraid to meet?
In other words, you take yourself into your hands, go out to the city, start to approach the most beautiful girls (I can’t, through trembling in my knees, like to say, wash up but do) and just say hello! Then you say something to her (it doesn’t matter what you’re talking about). To begin with, you need to do at least 10 approaches, if you do it regularly, then over time you will grow your little rod, and if you combine this with the tehas that I gave you, then you have a chance to get rid of all the cockroaches at all.

The Moon:
Do not chase, the strap will no longer go away from it!

I didn’t have a cat in the winter. Previously, he was eating at seven in the morning, now at six.

In the forum:
X: Tell movies on legal topics.
Judge Dredd