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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №56208
 09.11.2011
xxx: by the way, mosquito bites on the hands are very pleasant and convenient to scratch with a scarf
Where do you get mosquitoes at -18 fucking???? to
XXX: The Urals
XXX: The Mother
zzz: it's still a shit... at -32 they are freezing the most hot, they don't even fly at -25, they are hot.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №56207
 09.11.2011
I don’t get enough sleep... Whether the nights are short or I sleep so fast...)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56206
 09.11.2011
About the robbery of Toyote - a foreigner on one of the Ural news portals. Pleased with comments:
I’m driving a Volvo and I’m not running.
I go to the tavern-closing only so that they don’t get into the salon.

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56205
 09.11.2011
Phoenix: I got sick, I woke up in the morning, shaken by the temperature, decided to make tea, put on a cup of sugar, a bag, lemon and honey. While the watermelon boiled completely worse for me, I think I need to drink something stronger, and on the machine in the same glass poured a bag of raspberries. After half an hour, I felt great. I think the microbes probably just wavered from such tea and decided that it is better not to connect with such an idiot.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56204
 09.11.2011
It’s so simple that you’ll know what the mistake is.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56203
 09.11.2011
I just came back from the maid. Dialogue between two friends:
- And I had two wedding nights: the first - after the painting in the ZAGS, the second - after the wedding!
Here is the seat! She has two marriage nights, I have none. The law of energy distribution. My husband and I counted the bubble after the wedding ceremony and went to bed.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56202
 09.11.2011
From the 4pda forum

SandrX: I need to make brightness below 0 percent.
Xcariba: Is it to radiate darkness and cold? O_O

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №56201
 09.11.2011
XXX: Where are you from?
Yyy: C of Irkutsk ;)
I think it’s cold there, probably.
YYY: Absolutely no, we’re like in songs.. "Draw me seven white horses, seven white horses, October, November, December, January, February, March and April";

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56200
 09.11.2011
Miss_Trinity: In a messy world there stood a messy city, and there was a messy man sitting in it holding the sign “This is me.”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56199
 09.11.2011
XXX: Call me
YYY: Where is it?
XXX: Going Home
YYY: The number
You don’t know my home number???? to
We meet for a year!!! to
What kind of breast is my baby on?
YYY: You don’t have a mole.
XXX on the right!!!! to
XXX on the right.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56198
 09.11.2011
Conversation between a guy (p) and a girl (d) in the electric car:
Q: Why do you have such large headphones? (The Loot)
P: It’s better not to hear you.

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56197
 09.11.2011
Posts about KISS:
I go mountain skiing, I know two languages, I don’t drink, I don’t use drugs! I am looking for a man for a serious relationship... Ready to be on maintenance, interested in the amount of $20,000 - no controls and obligations and $40,000. I will only be you! P.S I’m crazy about the turtles of the Indian Ocean, the sharks of the Gulf of Oman, the Hotel Parus... I’ll be pleased with a man who understands how much my escort costs.

The stone:
Well guys, let’s get off?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56196
 09.11.2011
XXX: Fill out our application
Is Tatiana really Tatiana?
Yyy: Actually Gennady
Yyy: but write Tatiana, prokatit

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №56195
 09.11.2011
We were gathered by the curator of our group. Grit: "I have three questions for you.
One is bla bla bla.
2 is bla bla bla.
And finally the third question. We need to talk about the harm of smoking. Do you know that smoking is harmful?
All of us are "DAA!and "
and well. are free.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56194
 09.11.2011
x_bl_x: I want to praise you.
In the school asked to make a report on any animal / insect / bird.
My pnes "juki-growers, wonderful dead-eaters"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №56193
 09.11.2011
We answer again:

We asked and we answered:
"Did anyone ever put Ubuntu on the Day?"
Those yes. My beard does not grow.
Natasha, 16 years old

Those too. Alexander, 16 years old
Not that, Natasha, we seem to be working...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56192
 09.11.2011
She put her clothes in the cleaning:
Employee - 666 rubles
I am harsh!
R is?? to
I’m hard on such a sum.
(Here it comes to her)
Take your stuff 11.11.11
(The check is to be signed)
Is there nothing about the soul?
(from the gun)
R - no) by the way, you call before taking your order, your things may not be.
I am wonderful in general!
(Reddit with the Reddit)
God will let me come back.
(I go under the squeezed hood)

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56191
 09.11.2011
XX: I am so cynical. When a guy says to me “my sweet pussy”, I’m always pulled to answer “you’re my salty.”

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56190
 09.11.2011
Do you have chocolate at home?
What time is it for chocolate? The cat should be eaten!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56189
 09.11.2011
A: Like a computer, it doesn’t slide? The car is running, the tractor is working.
B is normal. The female cattle
A: Funny written, especially signs of interruption )))

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