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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72798
 09.11.2012
Julia is
I yesterday when viewing the house 2 computer cut off showed the blue screen some letters and restarted and showed the house 2 again)))

Julia is
What was it?

Palyan
He left troubled.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72797
 09.11.2012
I work in the printing. our phone is apparently written by mistake on the website of the Uzi-diagnostics center (error in one digit) we are occasionally called with the question whether we are doing all sorts of different Uzi.
The morning. The Monday.
call - "Hello, do you do vaginal uzi?"
pause.... - no we can only print everything you take.)))
One hour later, a drunken man’s voice called:
And you’re doing a freeze that’s there...
- No, we can only a vaginal uzi...and the wild rust of the whole office. There was a Dirk behind his back.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №72796
 09.11.2012
Sometimes it seems that Mrs. Fate is mocking some people. There are a lot of young girls at work. Many people get married and change their surnames. For example, there was Yaceva - became Guseva.. type grown up... But the bowl of all gave the girl with the name Tupitsyn, marrying Durkin!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №72795
 09.11.2012
Comment on the topic of the delivery of the Vasovskaya Grant to Europe

The Wind Boy
She hasn’t recovered from our tanks yet.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72794
 09.11.2012
XXX is set. My toilet broke.
Zzzz: You fed him up.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72793
 09.11.2012
Fuck, the soup is shit!
WOW: Well, at least I put a penny...)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72792
 09.11.2012
I decided to eat a sandwich at the station today. She got, turned, and here unexpectedly a cloud of dwarfs and pigeons arrives. They sat down on me and started picking up a boutique. Have you ever seen a man burn? He shakes his hands, Oret. This is how I looked. I ran away from them, waved, tried to squeeze the butter in my mouth. But in this fight they won. Fuck, I am so ashamed...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72791
 09.11.2012
Two topics on the main page of the regional forum:

I was on the first date yesterday, still in horror from what I saw.
Number of views: 128 views: 583
anonymous 08:39, updated 10:14»

I was on my first date today. When I saw her, even the condoms in my pocket crossed!
Number of views: 880
anonymous 00:08, updated: 10:13»

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72790
 09.11.2012
Microsoft Patents a New Type of DRM Protection
You go to the TV, you want to watch a movie. He said, “Who is that behind you? The Mom? Did she pay for the movie? Out of the room! Prove that you are not a robot... okay, but this movie is only 18+, you have 18? Show me a passport... something dirty, like a fake. I’ll scan the retina, check the base... there’s no such thing, I won’t show the movie, sorry.”

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72789
 09.11.2012
I gave the DR a poker set to the head. On the day of the celebration, a set and above also played. The next day they called from the embassy and offered Israeli citizenship =)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72788
 09.11.2012
Category "Best answers to the most covert questions of the HR department"
How you see yourself in 5 years.
I just started taking penis enlargement drugs, so in 5 years I see myself with a giant heroin.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72787
 09.11.2012
I decided to go to bed early. And she can’t fall asleep, everything is talking something... Well, I’m so holding her hand on her hair, that is, on her shoulder. She said to me: "What are you doing to me?" And I should have cried out: "And I do not cried out. I turned off the button. I am looking for it!"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72786
 09.11.2012
<t0xa> puts the pelmeni
<t0xa> would not forget like the last 5 times
<t0xa> Someday I will definitely fire...
<t0xa> remind me in 10 minutes
<t0xa> or call 01 through 20 ))))
<[GRC]maxman> 'Hello? The Firefighter? The Fire! The Fire! What address? Oh yeah - 83.149.21.5' 

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72785
 09.11.2012

Vasily
The story is one is terrible and instructive about one skyrimster.
by 04.11.12

The prostitute
You are an intriguing person, of course! =) is
by 07.11.12

Vasily
He lived with a gamer.He lived with no desire.And here came Skyrim!!!!And the gamer began to swing the hiding. and swinged and swinged and all the objects to the hiding enchanted))).And all the unwritten ceased to see him...And to give him tasks.And so he did not ask Skyrim and forever wandered through the vastness of his
by 20:15:41

The prostitute
Blue >_< I can now sleep without light

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72784
 09.11.2012
Obama won because Americans don’t love Jews more than blacks.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72783
 09.11.2012
I urgently look for a feeding dog for blind puppies!
I know one fucks, but I don't trust only the feeding of puppies.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72782
 09.11.2012
by Louis Fahrenheit:
My mother tells. While I was at work, my grandmother took my Skyrim card out of the glass and asked:
Where is Mito?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72781
 09.11.2012
From Chat WOT
Communicative shells sold for 2000 silver
It is cumulative :)
yyy: bhh...communicative:))) came such a projectile - and let's fuck:)))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72780
 09.11.2012
Over the years of work with the wacht method, it was the impression that there is a department in the stores "Pads and mattresses for the dormitory"...where they are sold immediately abyss...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72779
 09.11.2012
Xxx: in the ass unnecessary hemorrhoids
xxx: mda, calambur

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