At the wedding at friends, already on the exit from ZAGS, a couple of pigeons were released by tradition. Flying a small circle above us, the pigeons landed on their cages next to the trainer. Words from the crowd:
What smart birds are.
WOW: It could be.
Ohhhhhh...?? to
But they went back to the cage.

Technical support specialist, pulling the UPS out of the server, so knocked on the door that the carrier and part of the door barrel broke off and fell on it. It would be nothing but killed the boss’s voice:
and Sasha! You are a doorman!

And in Vladivostok we saw the bookstore "The Chancellor Rat" and the cinema rental salon "Cinema and the Germans", the music salon "The Pig and the Whistleblower". And this is not a mistake, but an original move to attract attention. Not in every city there are people with humor sitting in the outdoor advertising department where signs are coordinated; this is rather an exception.

As my wife said, only a girl’s truly sweet cheek can show what she is capable of.

I look at you, you’re doing something strange all the time. For example, you don’t drink.

This is where the strange things begin. :)

Mohammad Nasrulaev: How it is possible to abandon the army
Reports: do what you can read in Russian, and therefore you can’t learn the Charter.

The fact is not that the cloth on the table can not be hanged and painted, but that different clothes hang differently. The silk flows, the bark hangs with folds, the bush of bushes rolls...
“Brezent, if he rolls, he doesn’t lie for a long time. Brent – it will be useful.

Web site for weather discussions.
XXX is fun. There was yesterday weather forecast for the institute: "Tomorrow -16. Freezing is possible"
UUU: "A on the radio "Good songs" generally promised "a clear night...cold...SUNY!" :-)))

ncix5: Is there anywhere in the number P a sequence containing “War and Peace”? Theoretically, a very interesting question.

Theoretically I think yes. All possible and impossible coding.

ncix: And a lot of useful information, such as the design of a thermonuclear reactor, or a warp engine, or a detailed history of civilizations in the universe. Or the results of tomorrow’s football matches (truth in all possible options). It is impressive.

In the common:
Sevastopol, the store of GPS navigation "Good Susanin"

We are adults, we can only be stopped by the uniform of the police and common sense))))

brought a cat. It is called ruble. Let it grow somewhere.

I have two things to say... two things... two things... I have forgotten the first... I have forgotten the first... I have forgotten the second... I have forgotten the second... It is crazy!!and (
Sozonoff

The Amazing Man:
— — —
English is not even included in the list of official languages of the UN. Just the Yankees order music, most bend and make the process easier for them.
— — —
Do you really believe in this nonsense or is it a profession to tell such nonsense? "English, Arabic, Spanish, Chinese, Russian and French. The working languages of the UN Secretariat are English and French."

Call my father, tel. His name is Anatoly Alexandrovich.
Do you have all the men in your family called "A"?
I am Andrey Anatolyevich, my son Artemiy Andreyevich, my cousins Andrei and Anton, their father is named Alick. There is, indeed, Serez’s older brother, but with your question you made me think about whether he was not thrown up.
Just don’t talk to Dad, let him live in peace.)

Discuss the news about the release of anime about doctors.
and Corvin:
House-san, we have a problem!
This is a wolf!

Discussion of a collection of videos with savages and savages

1: what a sova is beautiful, shaky, loves to swim))) the legs are mowed, the eyes are large, green. And fucking can.
All about my wife *rofl*

Would you like to meet Mother Echo?
Hi, it is me.
So it was like this: my ten-year-old child read the third Eragon and cried out: Mom there... they were killed.
Do you think I regretted her? Clogged in the chest? Wiped the tears? Reassured, reassured and comforted? Oh yeah happy. I ran away from her in the kitchen, shouting: Don’t tell, don’t tell, spoilers!

(Roni on Livelib)

The Underground...

My friend is a 15-year-old teacher. I show her in some printed advertisement: "Vafel towel with discount", and she is serious:
- You know, when I see this, I am already afraid to look into the modern dictionary: and suddenly I was allowed to say THAT!

Do I believe in good people?
Of course, but I still want to put a large-caliber machine machine machine gun in front of the entrance door and connect the doorbell to the trigger hook through a simple mechanism.
The main keys to not forget.