Gamers have assembled a gaming computer for $11,000.

xxx: But the frisures in Assassin's Creed Unity still remain.

Madonna has announced that she will have oral sex with every voter who votes for Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton.
The threat seems to have taken action.

We also had a story on a similar topic. The case was in the 90s, the food itself wasn't what was, so the dogs were happy to buy any unsuitable by-product for people, the good was where. We lived with a friend in a private house; she has two of her own dogs, on natural food, and mine, the metis spaniel, a crooked, naughty jumping face on a diet after enteritis. The neighbor pulled a bunch of beef carcasses, including bull hernia. Imagine, I am standing in the kitchen, a gentle trembling fialko, I hold this unit in my hands with two fingers, and I think about how to cut it... or so to weld, and here the dogship jumps, pulls the object out of his hands and immediately hurts into the yard, because he knows what to scratch. Furthermore, all those who wanted could observe how a dog with a whirlwind in the teeth is carried in the courtyard, and behind it is a stunned mistress with a cry of "fu!" Get back immediately! It is not yours!"

*xxx included the Imperial March*
WOW: If somewhere a galactic empire ever appears, it will be obliged to take it as a hymn, there is no other option.
Oh yeah, it wasn’t on the Voyager record, oh no...

A lady goes on the phone and quarrels with a man for the whole quarter:
Do not dare to call me that! Do not laugh!! I am not crazy! I am Julia Konstantinovna.! to

Description of the bug: "Button behavior does not correspond to the user’s mental model".

From the Mommy Forum (Chelyabinsk):

Q: Can I give yearly nuts?
You can, but only cleaned.

Chere Mila: I'll go to the psychiatrist :) don't ask why, the whole life answer :) Then I'll tell you what's curious happened

Chere Mila: She said I’m more normal than normal people. It’s so similar to my own completely abnormal opinion that I now doubt if it’s normal. But she is so cool...

From the comments to the news about the closure of 25 porn sites by the prosecutor’s office:

Mimishka: I thought the prosecutor’s office didn’t work, and it wasn’t working.
The mosquitoes probably struck.

You want to laugh?

Republicans in Texas say Russia is sending gay people to destroy America.

Well, what cattle, after flying to hunt for dinosaurs, once again hit a butterfly?! to

zzz: I was excited to buy a model of a European shipwreck for the channels - penny. And somehow suddenly realized that some search engines see the situation differently.
"Maybe you meant "to buy an assembly penis model?" - they tell me.

Some even show pictures.

D is girl
P is a guy

P - by statistics, the peak of sexual desire in men at 19 years, and in women at 36
D-Ah, only at 19, you have little experience to give a woman pleasure.
P and you have a little.
P - you're now as an employer - "You don't have experience fuck, so we won't fuck you"
Where do you get experience if you’re not allowed to fuck?
D is logical)

Mayor of Nikolaev (Ukraine)

Most people are against crematories, because in Christian religions it is forbidden to burn people, because the Second Coming is coming, and everyone will have to get up from the graves to meet – literally, if we speak, so people do not use crematories, even if it is time.

XXX is:
Ragnarok is cancelled. They just that Fener had hit the actor Panina.

YYY :
Showing on NTV?

and ZZZ:
Rather on Rental.

Elections in the United States 2016
xxh: in the course of the case, the Pendoza carried out the unsuccessful Russian dream - preserved and voted for Zhirik :D

I was in Astral yesterday.
Olga: I came home, the car froze, cleaned it to take my grandmother away. There was ice, my mother was afraid that my grandmother would turn around.
How the chicken was wet.
The jacket through.
Is she not sick?
Olga: I am strong
Olga: I can't: I am a wife and a mother
Olga: they are prohibited by law
Olga: to us

Taska creates a character in a computer game. His name is "Tanya".
I: "And why is it so modest?"
Tessa quietly washes the cloth. In the right window appears the "Queen".

Logically what...

Very educational.

The umbrella is a decreasing-loving from the word "sort", today in the vast majority of cases so called a female umbrella."

You are wrong, exactly the opposite. The word “Zontik” was borrowed from the Niderl. zondec – the curtain from the sun on the ship. Later, the last slang "ik" was discarded because of the similarity with the diminishing-lapping suffix, forming the usual word "sonde".

I work as a bank analyst. An application from a credit expert with a description of the business of a potential customer:
...the customer has exclusive contracts with suppliers, which gives him strong competitive advantages in the market. He had, has and will have clients.