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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №157156
 09.11.2021
Near my house, two bomziki - a woman and Yeny Khahal - settled on a garbage site, in a section for large-scale garbage. They pulled sofas, mattresses, blankets and telogreeks. They set up a household, set up a guard uber-dvornyagen. and what? In the morning, they get up at 6.00, do a cultural exercise in the surrounding bathrooms and reception points. Closer to noon they go to the elite store White & White, buy and taste the top quolite VSOP aperitif "Vodka Holiday", then eat. In the evening, all three sleep together with the dog in a hug. In the evening they sit, empty and overlooking the surroundings. Then they eat, take the digestive of the same top brand and quietly go to sleep. No loans, liabilities, utilities and uncle jobs. Always in the fresh air.



And the beauty!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №157155
 09.11.2021
Mature women fall into bed.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №157154
 09.11.2021
I took here from my husband's flash to use it - my died, it seems.
I put it in the computer and open...
And now imagine what a range of feelings I experience at once, discovering among all the documents a FOLLOWER folder!
In preparation for a grand scandal, I open up.
No pictures - consistent texts, presentations and tables, all of a purely business nature.
I spent two hours analyzing the content, trying to figure out if there was anything else behind these dry numbers and charts!
I asked my husband tonight. It turned out that POTAKUŠKI - it is such a synchronization folder, that is, he folds files in it, which is needed between different computers!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №157153
 09.11.2021
Those who handed over to the authorities five anti-vaccinators will receive a QR code without vaccination!

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