Take your head quickly so that you can miss it later.

A acquaintance told me. He was on the train SPB - Rostov recently. Smoking in trains is prohibited. He approached the conductor and honestly asked how it was possible to smoke in the tambour.
Buy a lottery ticket and smoke.
And the guard?
Show the ticket and that’s all.
Standing and smoking. The guard passes and makes a comment. He shows a lottery ticket. The guard:
Keep it in your pocket so that we can see it every time.
– OK

What do you think of Cunnilingus?
None of his prophecies have been fulfilled.

XXX is Sunday morning. Taking the son to his ex, he promised to stay with the child. He calls and asks to buy him a beer, because he’s cuddly. I go to the store and buy two beers. My son swallowed sneakers. I refuse, otherwise he would eat some snickers) So we stand next to the box office, he cries, I am unwavering. And here’s the voice of the next one in line – buy the child chocolate, what’s you sorry? You don’t want, let me buy it!

At first I didn’t even understand the reason for such interference in other people’s affairs. And then I understood!