The harm of smoking:

XX: I am angry at this fact. I smoke occasionally. I have tried to give up about four times. I dropped for half a year or more. Then started again. Sometimes I want a coffee with a cigarette. I cannot buy a cigarette. I need to buy a pack of $10. Which I am sorry to throw away. The price of one pack of cigarettes is expensive. What shit is this?

Yyy: Well, at least you are sold packs of 10 cigarettes, not 20 like us all.

I have Christmas legs. Blue in the snow!
Nails... Nails... On the hands.

Plan of work of Russia before the 2018 World Cup:
1st Manufacturers of vodka to create a container with a volume of at least 10 liters (reminding a hose);
2nd domestication of bears;
Three Imagine a summer version of the valley;
4 is Already starting to do ballayas, which will bring a joke on the players during the match...
We will not break the established stereotypes in the minds of foreigners towards Russians.

VKontakte saw two comments to the video:
X: The word combination open source is written separately
Y: And the word combination is fuzzy.

X: I'll give myself a new year reader
Q: Have you read a lot lately?! to
X: very little
Y: And you think you will start a lot with the reader?
X: Aaa
X: Although with the Gandons such a finte did not run :(

by START:
Yes is. The cat seems to have won the printer. This fool has stumbled onto the test stamp button, and then, pleased, shakes on the heated unit.

xxx: My parents, by the way, think I can find a better option than you.
WOW: In the sense?
You were married, you have a child.
Well, let them know that I can also find a better option.
HH: In the sense?
and an orphan.

I decided to start running in the morning.
YYY: We argue with the electricity once you run ?
XHH: I will not fight you.

I want to be smart, good, eternal.
This infection doesn’t talk to me the next day.

Today I learned what is "chemists joke".
In the HIM. The body of the universe hangs an advertisement board, and on it a sheet with a drawn cat in a hamac. Under the picture, the hand signature: "Cote looks at you like potassium"...

A boyfriend asked to hide a phalloemitter from her (her friends will go to her, so that she’t burn :D). I joked to hit them a guy, I always dreamed of giving a guy a fuck half.

We are saddened and saddened to realize that such harmful drinks as beer and alcohol also include water – Gennady Onishchenko, the chief sanitary doctor of the Russian Federation.

Water realizes with regret and sorrow that she is also part of Gennady Onishchenko.

"Manager of the Lightning A.V., Chief Accountant Powder O.L."

This is something else. In Ukraine, in one very famous company:
The Chief Accountant (I.O.by зам. The Chief Accountant (I.O.) is

A couple today watched a girl try to draw a rectangular triangle with a dull angle for three minutes. The zoo can be cancelled.

A few comments from the topic: "smoking and white teeth":

Coffee through a tube.
Cigarettes through chicken.

I don’t celebrate New Year with my parents.
I remember the New Year!

from D3
Broken_Heart: My name is Anton and I am an alcoholic.
Indy_J wrote 286: I was also Anton, but I was an alcoholic, now in prison.
And I was brought to Dr. Majorov and now he is also an alcoholic.
264 QI: I am Doctor Major. The Scotch.

Whoever has a sober mind is a drunk in the outgoing :)

I remembered the unforgettable hockey of the Moldovan master's words to Basyan:

Mother’s wife’s house.
I will smile.
What to show her?

xxx: today the Russian wrote, again heer egeshna
XX: What is a language surprise?
XXX: I have been a long time.
xxx: and then introduced the President of Russia, who in a literate Russian language reads a report of some kind, and as a whirlwind in the microphone PASHLI ALL NAHUI I BEAR, eats the report and runs away.
XXX is surprising. Language is well