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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №153412
 09.12.2019
I was waiting for the baby to drink beer in liters. My wife’s behavior has not changed.

YYY: Ohoo, do I mean I’ve been on the subconscious for 8 years waiting for a baby, especially on weekends?

Zzz: The Latent Father

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №153411
 09.12.2019
Something funny and unclear happened yesterday. The engineer calls, two monitors simultaneously started to loosen. Coming here, it will be very good. Connected these monitors to another comp in the neighboring cabinet, there is no strip. I pulled the monitors back, slapped. Connected monitors from another company from the neighboring office, loose. I decided to do something with the compass. Replaced the system, it will still fade. We checked the power wires, tried in different options to connect, slash. I pulled another system from the warehouse. We installed a new monitor from the box, as well as stripes. Here, the engineer gives out that he only brushes in the morning and in the evening when it is dark on the street, and when the sun shines then the norm. Here it shaded, turned off the lights in the office, the lanes disappeared. It turned out that the cabinet replaced the mercury lamps with LEDs, and just above the table of this comrade, there was a faulty lamp that flashed, somehow the flashing frequency of the lamp coincided with the frequency of the monitor and from this there were bands. I wanted to run after the shaman. and :-)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №153410
 09.12.2019
As experience has shown, our authorities are consistent, determined and purposeful only when there is an opportunity to push something else from the population.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №153409
 09.12.2019
I drink with my neighbor. He is, as they say, the “black woods.” They gather such in the area, give "Friendship" and roll the forest forward.
And then next? Come the same, workers, electricity on trucks and that the car is registered for it. A type of private. But what there! All the roads, the road, the cargo for the steam carrier and even the customs - everything is paid! And the governor’s catch, be sure. Well, burned Taiga in the summer...and what to do? There, some clouds from Moscow were filled with checks and we cut off from half-Moscow without taxes. We didn’t think that nobody would come to shut up! When the fire broke out in Irkutsk, I thought, "What kind of shit didn't it be extinguished the first day?"“Economically it is not feasible,” as the governor said. and what? Tell me he’s not down? Yes, I understand everything, the forest there, the environment and all the business. I, a man with an engineering education, feed mosquitoes and can’t sleep in a tent. But that’s money, Yuri. Not very chilly. Stolen from my grandchildren. I just want to take my wife to an island in this life.
If I’m straight, I’m not bragging. We are like a normal president, there are all sorts of factions. and what? So far no one has come to the point that it is necessary to TUPO to ban the export of "rounds" outside the country? Fuck, at least a moratorium for 5 years and our "forestry" will turn into "refinery enterprises". And we are not going to buy Chinese fireworks from our forest, they are from us.
I have nothing to add, I just shuddered while listening.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №153408
 09.12.2019
Interesting fact: the gas pipeline "Power of Siberia" is not led to any Siberian city.

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