Knowledge does not compensate for a lack of mind.

I worked 6-7 years ago in the company of a city provider on technical support.

One beautiful spring evening a girl calls. The girl, I am.

I: Support, I listen to you

Hello, I don’t have the internet. Usually, when I call you, everything goes well. Do not put the phone, please? And then oh! It worked, thank you.

I : Please.

I used to work with an Internet service provider. A woman, in the age of 50-55 years. Internet does not work on the laptop. Next in the dialogue: I - I; K - the client.



I am a tech support, hello, I listen to you.

Hello, give me the internet!

(as it happens, in the bad customers and the voice corresponding, ugly... in general, the classic)

Then I find out her contract number, and I see on the home appliance that her cable is not connected.

I - Your internet cable seems to have gone away, or your laptop is turned off, can you check?

A young man! Do not make nonsense! Am I really stupid? ! to The laptop is on and the internet is charged. Why does not work? ! to

I am...

K –...!

I am...?

Q. Why are you silent? ! to

What does it mean to be charged on the internet? Do you have a network cable connected to your computer?

I was connected when I was home. He stood with your shit cable all night, charging it! The internet had to go! I am in the Dutch right now!) And if I don’t have the internet in a minute, I’ll break the contract with your company!

I am :0



par-par-pam fuyut ¯\(ツ)/¯

His colleague worked as an engineer for a long time (completely successful), having a humanitarian cortex. Finally, I decided to learn, I spent 3 years in the evening, closed the final session and was about to graduate. But! He is promoted to the position of “Specialist on Contract Matters” and now works as a lawyer without a bark of lawyer. So we live.

Hicks, discussion of fake characteristics of laptops

The xxx:
Level 2 Cache (in each core) 256 kgB
What is this unit of measurement? I never met.

YYYY :
It is KGB. There are other bits)

Dashka (4 years) says: Dad, the microbes are good, right?
I : Why?
D: Well, they help us get rid of the kindergarten, the school, and the workplace.

here here :
I also had a case in a networked supermarket at home: the cashier asked what the name of the vegetable I put on her tape was. Vegetables were ripe, and the case took place in Moscow, in the Russian capital. That is, the cashier not only was not oriented in the goods of the store, but was generally poorly erudited.

Maybe she grew on the asphalt, and she only knows ripples from a child's fairy tale, she could not recognize ripples in this tiny yellow ripples.

Dutch artist Margrethe van Brifort, the author of Zhdan, visited the Russian embassy yesterday. It turns out that Russian bloggers convinced her.
And she signed a copyright donation, but only for statues and statuettes that will be installed in the branches and branches of these institutions.
I was asked to give copyright. The Russians convinced me that these objects in Russia are practically branches of hell on Earth. And the gift is required to make your some of the most famous "copyrast" (I pronounced right?) He did not demand any of his own and for some reason "legal" 1%. Therefore, let my Dwarfs stand with you in the offices of the Post of Russia and Sberbank, as well as in the clinics (near the terminals of electronic rows and the rows to the terminals of electronic rows)!

From under the evil black helmet a heavy breath was heard and the club of the couple was falling.

He was the Dark Lord Darth Viper.

From chat in battle:
XXX: The enemy in the rear! I am here alone!
Does anyone wash?
YYY: We are cleaning up.
XXX will help :)
YYY: Everyone was washed and wiped. and :)
XXX: The SP

Advice from Legal Advice:
The promised 3 years are waiting, and then the limitation period expires

XXX: The fate has struck you into the sellers.

I am an eagle! I make my own fate! by WOT!

Oh, the new gate

Tagged: shrinkage

xxx: and here she goes in, hangs, sits on the shelf, and gives: oh, and I had exactly the same frog, I gave it to someone... (pause) and, well, sure. to you.

[13:16:26] Stepan Bakonin: You can go to the movie next week and then to me)
[13:16:35] Stepan Bakonin: Like a grandmother glue)
[13:16:46] Pavel Belov: In fact, he The work of Doha
[13:16:55] Pavel Belov: and I am like I am breaking up like a grandmother))
[13:17:00] Stepan Bakonin: a cowboy