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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25773
 09.02.2010
Correspondence to ICQ
XXX is fucking! My wife washed all the dishes!Now heaven, his lover is fucking... the truth of the girl is a scapegoat, a scapegoat? someone is sitting at home, he is from below and she is in the ash.
Leha: Well first I asked the carpet to wash...thefu...that is, yes-yes, here are the stings, I plague!!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №25772
 09.02.2010
Plato: Mary, I’m going to Peter. Bring something to you? Kuru, shaverma or поребрик?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25771
 09.02.2010
Have you read Strugacki?
and & & & & : A.
• All of them?
&&&:Aga. and Boris and Arcadia

[ + 48 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25770
 09.02.2010
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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №25769
 09.02.2010
From comments to photos, how votes Tymoshenko, Yanukovych and Yushchenko.

08.02.2010 13:49 patriot
I believe that Yushchenko worries most about the fate of Ukraine.Timoshenko and Yanukovych think very differently.

08.02.2010 17:35 Ara Jian
Victor Andreevich, please leave the site!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №25768
 09.02.2010
Do you like to program?
He is: Yes!
It is to protect...
He: What do you not like?
What would I like? 😉
He: Well look
int i = 5;
Isn’t that cool! You said I’ll be 5 and it’ll be there. And why? Because you said so! The power!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №25767
 09.02.2010
Today the girl from Moscow flew to Kemerovo, on board they welcome that they arrived in Kemerovo, on board -39.....the people in the cabin-aaaaaaa...burn, scream turn back!!!!!!!! to

[ + 54 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25766
 09.02.2010
She went to the store every day and said, “Hello my dear ones!” *__*"
And then I bought them and called one Bobik and the other Ludwig I)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25765
 09.02.2010
Do you know what Santa Claus is called in Serbia?? to
YYY: No...
XXX is Santa Claus!!! to
Grandpa, did you bring us gifts?
YYY : No.
YYY: The freezing!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №25764
 09.02.2010
Why is there a shave gel for delicate skin, but no shave gel for dull shave?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №25763
 09.02.2010
and life...
I am crazy, your queen

666MaggoT666
How well you noticed it...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25762
 09.02.2010
†DiW†
Sergey Kulikov is not your grandfather?

Akuza
My own, and what?

†DiW†
He added me to Skype.)

Akuza
Fuck how he went.

†DiW†
xDDD

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №25761
 09.02.2010
Here are the first individuals of the generation of not knowing what it means to clean the mouse.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №25760
 09.02.2010
On the evening of a working day... working at Excel, checking the financial model... dealing with a long formula that ends with three clamps... the first thought is nonsense of something they found funny in this formula?? to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №25759
 09.02.2010
xxx: Your lips are scary, and the mole above them is just chic!
xxx: and the eyes are wonderful, the eyebrows are puffy, the eyebrows are careful
8 The nose.
What about the nose?
XXX: and thank God

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25758
 09.02.2010
Milita
A normal girl will never have sex with unshaken nores.

Milita
with feet

Mixed
The first option beat the drink!!))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №25757
 09.02.2010
of St Petersburg. The Nevsky Prospect. The bus, of course, runs like in Formula 1. There is an elderly English outsider on the bus. A foreigner in general. He is stuck in the order, almost trembling, his eyes are 5 copies and with a voice of despair he gives out: extreme Russian transport.
How lucky the uncle was that he had not yet experienced the charm of the road...

[ + 55 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25756
 09.02.2010
I think I know very little about myself.
YYY: In the plan?
xxx: I am sitting on google today, how to cook a judgment - I bought it on the NG. I found the recipe interesting. I say to my own: "Wow, judge, a bowl filled with strawberries. But there is no other way". He breaks out the beer and gives it in a complacent tone: “No, it’s an ice cream with sperm...” And sharply silenced. I turned a full-fledged glance at him. He is standing with a pointed rose: "cloth!"
Yyy: Gurman XDDDD

[ + 58 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25755
 09.02.2010
A month ago, the link fell to Orion, and everyone, we, the smartphone, the megaphone, etc.
They found the dog in the well, she was cold and hungry, she began to eat the cable and she was saved.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №25754
 09.02.2010
Who do you think will win the elections in Ukraine?
Yyy: I think that after Yushchenko, there will be Yanukovych, and judging by all the last.
XXX Why?
Yyy: The alphabet is over.

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