The Russians stay there for a long time, but then they don’t go anywhere. They just straighten and straighten, straighten and straighten. This is our special path.

The first xxx!! to
Yes, I’m only half a second late!
You are straight like sperm.
TTT: In the ass.

commentary on the chips in the article about how a group of Pakistani decided to visit a nightclub in England:
Interestingly, the Churbanye around the world is sacredly believed to be bringing culture to the white man.
To listen to them, they have everything to do: the faith is the most correct and the women are the most obedient and the laws are the most just, and the ancient culture is, in general, some kind of shit. Mozart and Pushkin were not together. It remains only to find out what kind of fucking babies are coming to us. andquot;

to this:

The online game. Conversation in the clan.
I picked up the number of my home foot to call tomorrow. His name I did not ask.
Glossen: And if his father shoots the phone, who am I to ask, the 17th level hunter?

There is a very non-zero probability that the father is a Negro Hunter level 17.

With Lepra:
Sometimes, on the streets, catalogues of prostitutes are distributed, I take them and look for classmates. I found two, though I had time to learn in five schools, I have chances above the average.

AD: On p-wheel drive VAZs like, better brakes than on the classic
Are they putting brakes?
Reader: Yes, by the presentation of evidence that the applicant is a coward.

From the telephone conversation:
and allo! I said, I don’t remember the password. What!! What does it mean to use the lines of mind?! to

XoJIoD: Moloko, I am ashamed
Moloko: XoJIoD who?
Moloko, to you
Moloko:XoJIoD, what kindergarten is it?
XoJIoD:moloko, well you are so beautiful, and I am a linuxoid

Two friends :
Yesterday a boy came to me and worked on a computer.
Windows reinstalled again?
I decided to try Linux.
– Oh! Is the classic method not satisfying?

Ukrainian broadcast of the opening ceremony of the Sochi 2014 Olympics. A Chinese delegation on the screen. The leader shoots:
Attention, the whole team is in the Chinese Pushoviki!

The Humorists:

Recently at the station, a police officer asked to check the bag - on his question, whether there is anything forbidden, I was barely distracted from the answers :)

and----
I am not a police officer, but a provider, I work in the night shift in the pharmacy, and every time there is at least one clown who will ask for a hundred packages of condoms, after which he will start to rust like a horse over his petrossian joke. Unfortunately, we’ve known all of your “tricks” for a long time, and believe them, they weren’t funny even when we heard them for the first time. Leave the people in peace, god.

I sent my grandmother my photos on e-mail. It says "To return them to you?"

here here :

to this
The seven colors are classical physics-optics. RGB and CMY are adopted in order to simplify the creation of devices (monitors, printing machines). In the latest CMYK

Classical physics-optics is that the iris spectrum is uninterrupted. Colors are used only for convenience. someone on seven, someone on six (in some English-speaking countries), someone on eight (to six main, where blue-blue one color, add ultraviolet and infrared), someone in general on 256 :):):)
Teach the match.

= is

The gods! It is done! Is there anyone who understands it? All blessings to you, my friend!

XXX: Okay, do you know these? I take with two hands, sweat between my legs, sweat for five minutes, and then balde?
YYY: Well that’s great!
xxx: well, and what about "hair on hair, body on body - and the dark thing begins"
The maniac hairdresser.
Yyy: Well okay, I know - eyes and eyelids
XXX from the same opera
xxx: in a dark room, on a white plate, two hours of fun
YYY: The student’s cone?
xxx: generally "cinema", but I like your version more XDD

She: I will be soon. To bring you?
A bottle of whiskey.
Blackjack and a prostitute?
He: No, no need for blackjack and a prostitute. Come by yourself. We play cards.

007: Since geography lessons provoke schoolchildren to commit crimes, they will become optional.

To the person who put the digital cap, I want to say thank you. You will live in paradise.

The Olympics have opened! The eye of Sauron turned to the south)))

My 16-year-old son says
Me Masha (one class) in Mariinka at the "Puaro’s Wedding" invited...
and??May I play on "Marrying Figaro"?
Well yes yes yes

First I catch a cat, fix it with a blanket and scratch and scratch behind my ear, then at night he comes to me, sits on his head, fixes it with his nails and lickes my face. Dominate, rule and humiliate.