TV shows dancing with the stars, stars on the ice, now like stars with dolphins.
And I dreamed of a great idea: and today by the sound of the merging water the stars will determine and eliminate the breakdown in the toilet. The Sanitary Show!
In the dream, the idea was a fierce success.

News headlines on Yandex
Arguments and facts: Boeing interrupted the take-off at Norilsk airport due to the signal of opening the door
Russian News Service: The door of the Boeing during the take-off in Norilsk opened
Echo of St. Petersburg: the S7 aircraft could not depart from Norilsk because of the opened door
In Norilsk, the aircraft with 666 kg of cargo at take-off opened the door

To the last, it is asked to clarify that the door to hell has opened.

# throwing
Here is, seemingly, a simple question: Why do many people want to chew them when they see animals?
Why do many animals like it?

xxx> No money
yyy> More specifically
xxx> what is it?
yyy> 5000p before receipt? A thousand rpm?
xxx> "Take the points from the card, please."

AAA: What is the movie about?
BBB: Aaa, a bunch of babs are shaking at Colin Farrell.
ccc: bbb, documentary, what is it? :D
ddd: bbb, just like about our forum :lol:

Moscow police officer refused bribes in 65 thousand. by Ruth"

Such a miser as a plum in the soul.

I broke up (confirmed bankruptcy) insurance, where I did CASCO on the car. I have a new policy today. I found out that the insurance incident is not a nuclear explosion. It is offensive.

Q: Do you need to wake up?
YYY: I am working. and then

With Geektimes.

Everyone can have their weaknesses. For example, Zuckerberg is clearly not a messenger, but his nearby neighbors are clearly stressing him. Someone, on the contrary, has a house of 100 square meters on 4 cents of land (how many acres?), and squares 20 in the house occupies the wardrobe, filled with an inexpensive cloth.
Someone is buying crazy cars. Someone is spending money on yachts. Someone likes to have their own fleet (helicopters, planes, maybe even a personal airfield).
I don’t turn off the water when I brush my teeth.

Disqualification of Olympic champion from the United States.

In Norway, asthmatics set records, in America - hypertensive. The whole sport is on sick heroes :)

Psychosynthesis: <...> Some strange scientists have gone now.
100% of rape victims ate cucumbers. and c)
Shchepin: I also eat cucumbers.
Psychosynthesis: Well, it’s a matter of time...
sleeply4cat: And I’m made up of 85% cucumbers.
WildHorn: Sooner or later you will be eaten. by 85 percent.

Pregnant wife (J) observes how a tired husband (M) carries furniture for the tenth time to the elevator/out of the elevator, etc.
It’s good to be a girl!)
M: You will soon change your mind.

A woman tells a story:
We are all in a chat: three married, three unmarried and I...

xxx: I remembered something... One group of people from the community brought a laptop for couples, and right in the middle of the presentation a cockroach came out of it.
xxx: Half of the group, a crazed choir: "fuow, cockroach!!!". The second half, joyfully: "o, the cockroach!".
XXX: Express test on the communal, fucking :)

A French detective from the 1970s. Hey, these wild French served meat not red, but white wine, the bagel was cut, and not broken with their hands... our snobs are better not to watch such a nightmare, so that in terrible seizures to die.

Tagged with: Spectacle
<<In the work, part of the collective former military. Here is the eyewitness of the next.The old man is studying the young man.
<...>
He closes and can’t answer anything. The old men began to study it.... >>
.............
Wikipedia: "Study" - study carefully. What do old people do with young people? Where are you working? But all, I see it. You are working "for work".

xxx> a colleague calls, says, comrades alone do not pay and do not answer the phone. You can "how in movies" by mobile phone number to determine where a person is now?"
yyy> Oh, I was asked the same!
xxx> well, of course, because "eyehacker"
zzz> Well what are you cuddling, just "look at the computer"
zzz> it is easy
xxx> a, right now
xxx> I have forgotten, I have to look at the computer.

HGH is a mystery. If it rains at 12 a.m., can you assume that in 72 hours there will be sunny weather?
YYY: It can be.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH In 72 hours it will also be midnight, there will be no sunshine.
YYY: Boy, everything can be done. You did not live in Murmansk.

I set my alarm clock early in the morning to run. I turned off the alarm at 5 a.m. and went to sleep, but I dreamed I was running. In principle I am satisfied.

I was 17. From the first salary I bought a big brother as a gift. I am in the city, my brother is in the village, 120 km. I don’t seem to be an athlete, even though I’m not an athlete. Give me, I think, your way.

I remembered from school that the great rides 20 km / h, counted 6 hours of driving. Oh, what to go there. In order not to breathe the traffic jams and not quite to drive in the heat, started at 6 in the morning.

The first 60 kilometers were wonderful. Sunshine, may, the machines bicycle, encouraging. True, I’ve been driving for 5 hours... It’s only in the textbooks that points move straight.

Then came the circle of hell. I did not look at the forecast, and the first round was the rain. Luckily, I took the laundry to the laundry and wrapped it in.

Then came hunger. I thought I’d go to my grandmother’s barbecue for lunch. And the money was all under me, there was no food. There were 35 km to the house.

When the forces seemed to have exhausted, and the darkness could hide me, shame, from rare cars, I tried to sleep on the side in a bunch of seed. The bed with you. But the mosquitoes are already awake, warm up and hint that I have a lot of strength :)

We arrived in the village at 10 p.m. He dragged the device to the second floor, frightened his grandmother and went to bed for a day.