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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №155805
 09.02.2021
I remember we only got married, the dishes were not much yet, I took from a neighbor's cage. I do not remember in what form I took it, but when I washed it after floating, it all seemed to me that I still needed to, that I was a ballad and so did something else. The neighbor said, “It’s not mine.” And her husband said, "This is ours, and you said, it is not washed." I still can’t forget, I’m not specifically))))) I haven’t taken anything foreign since then.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №155804
 09.02.2021
The life of pathologists is becoming brighter every year: the variety of tattoos on the corpses somehow paints the working days.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №155803
 09.02.2021
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...It was 20 years ago, as if not during Yeltsin, went with his wife and a maid into the forest for mushrooms. For every case, it is a Volgograd taih, a village 100 km from the city. I drove away from them, I go, I miss it - I didn't like to look for mushrooms then, I loved it. Birds sing, mosquitoes swallow, knots fall. Suddenly a strange sound. and incomprehensible. Go to him. Everything is incomprehensible and incomprehensible. I move the branches - and there, under the neighborhood, a man sits on the couch and looks at the TV. To say that I am squeezed is to say nothing. And he puts his hand in the mouth, call. It submerged. It turned out that he also went with his wife and aunt for mushrooms. Spartacus is playing with someone. He could not get rid of it, but took a small marching telephone with him, an antenna-wire, like a saboteur, he threw it on a tree, sits, looks, swirls with the water. and Kaifouet. Overall, in two hours I came out of the forest without mushrooms and drunk. Here is the father-in-law "to say that he has broken up - to say nothing."

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №155802
 09.02.2021
If a monkey had collected and hidden more bananas than she could eat while her herd was starving, scientists would have studied her brain for pathology.
When there are individuals who look like people who do so, they get on the cover of Forbes magazine.

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