New Bill on Sexual Harassment:
Dudar: The only adequate bill of our lawmakers. Even if he worked as he should, the price would not have been.
Schuhart: What is there adequate? You can’t invite a girl to coffee.
Nancy: I’m embarrassed to ask, in what expressions do you invite a girl to coffee, if you’re afraid of what a statement will be written for you?

I drive on the navigator, exceed the speed, and even in the hill. The navigator warned me originally:
N: You are exceeding the allowed speed!
You exceeded the permitted speed.
Ready to take off!

I am sure that if you connect a dynamomachine to Goebbels now, you can provide electricity to a small country.

The fact that men are far from everyday worries, such as washing, cooking, shopping, has been joked for a long time. But so literally...
I went to the shop and went to the men’s clothes department. There, next to the shorts stand, hangs an advertisement poster about the following content: “Now you can buy your man shorts twice as cheap.”
Hm.. that is, the fact that the man himself can come to the store they do not even consider.