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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №27053
 09.03.2010
Oh wow! The holidays ended on March 8 and February 14. You can also find a girl ?
c) The student

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27052
 09.03.2010
It is a pity when after the second season the director begins to let go of drugs.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №27051
 09.03.2010
Food in the Army.
Someday for lunch in the regiment's dining room brought frozen scraped bodies from NZ's warehouses. A clear ink stamp - "1948 year". The cook still darkly joked - the boys, said, she has her anniversary today...
yyy: PPC and pterodactyls smoked were not given?
KHH: No, they have not yet expired their validity period.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №27050
 09.03.2010
I’m a non-conflict man and I don’t relate to such a fool as you.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №27049
 09.03.2010
Jhonathan Davis
Holi Muli

Siniy
fucking

Jhonathan Davis
Unclear what you said.

Siniy
I wrote, Hi Denis, you are so good

Jhonathan Davis
If this is a clearly expressed question, then yours is not at all understood.

Jhonathan Davis
Huli Muli (from ancient times) The Greek.) A clearly stated question. by PRIM.Huli Muli, Heracles How are you, Ivan? (The Interpretation Dictionary

Siniy
The fucking Egypt. A friendly greeting. by PRIM.Fuck you Amenhotep! - Hi, Vladimir Vladimirovich (Dala Dictionary)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №27048
 09.03.2010
From Habr:
(Discussions on the abdication of Nicholas II of the throne)

He was not brutal, he was bitten. The ruler needed a chain iron grip at the time to withstand. As soon as it showed weakness – deception / coup / revolution.

Imagine that Peter I was told: "In the name of saving Russia and keeping the army at the front in peace, you need to renounce the throne." He would laugh for a long time and then execute everyone who proposed it as conspirators.

He first killed and then laughed.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №27047
 09.03.2010
marazota : value the ointment - just called me some glamico and said that her cell phone number

marazota: the number in number coincides with my Vkontakte ID. I said I was ready for everything for my password, I would like to rewrite an account.

Light: And what will you ask for?

marazota : agreed that she should learn any of Brodsky's poems, well, or at the end of that she would be ready to answer a couple of questions about War and Peace

Any help from the genetic fund.


[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №27046
 09.03.2010
Topic on the forum - "The ventilator is constantly working in Kalina"
The second post pleased:
Czech Republic 16.07.2009 - 17:22 : Uriah! In Calvin, it works all the time.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27045
 09.03.2010
I am a girl. I study at the Faculty of Informatics.
Tell me, how to interpret when a guy asks to come and install him a Ubuntu? I’m straight and I don’t know what to think.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №27044
 09.03.2010
Nazgool: I’m waiting for a prince on a white horse
Labyrinth: Can you imagine how offensive the princes on the other horses are now?! to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №27043
 09.03.2010
X: I was on the phone, right?
YYY: Judging by the quality of Tetris

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27042
 09.03.2010
I thought I would live to 120 years. And I’d rather die than go away from this decision! ?

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27041
 09.03.2010
My mother burned. We sit, talk about life, and suddenly the phrase “yes... it’s hard to raise children, especially if both are fools.” Finally

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №27040
 09.03.2010
to this:
And to this

Maybe it’s time to create a party "BOR"? Considering the number of people who read this resource, the support will be no worse than the "United Russia".
We will change this country for the better :)


to vote in elections, to adopt laws, etc. We will be laughable by the principle / [: :] / not laughable /?
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And after the debate to apologize to the opponents of other parties:"Sorry for UG, it just really popped up..."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27039
 09.03.2010
Three o’clock at night, after a stormy sex.
She: Fifty years ago you would have been obliged to marry me after that. But in our circumstances, you just have to wake me up tomorrow morning.

[ + 112 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27038
 09.03.2010
to this:
to this:

We met with MCH (I am 18, he is 20) for about two months, he was in love with me. Gave flowers almost every meeting, dear gifts, on my DR came to my house on a white horse!! But...I love an adult man 27 years old, whom I’m just a friend... and I don’t want to be with a poor student. Yesterday I decided to leave him, we meet and he says he can’t be with me, because. You see I am cold. Thus e. He left me, not I him!! It is gesture...

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How stupid fools! You are loved, and you....although with your blonde brains you are still not needed by anyone, and that poor student, in time, I am sure, will find a decent girl, and you will remain with nothing. Normal people are plushing.

Schröder, Odmin, Kotte, Hoyace
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A poor student who wrapped flowers, gave expensive gifts, found a white horse to make you a surprise...but people don’t value what they have.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №27037
 09.03.2010
Give me bread and spectacles.
Are pictures suitable?

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №27036
 09.03.2010
to this:
Today I was going home in the bus and playing worms on my phone. A 8-year-old boy sat next to me and was curious to watch me play. Eventually we talked. =) It turned out that like me, he likes Warcraft more than Heroes, especially like Dota:) He doesn't play very much in the CS, pulls on the races. We discussed all the latest films. He also liked Transformers, and did not like Avatar. I look forward to the new Blade. Despite the difference of almost 15 years. At the end of the day, they shrugged each other’s hands. I found a new friend :) :)
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Being a fool at 23 is not so bad.)

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №27035
 09.03.2010
Why did you break up with the girl?
I: that fucking... she’s talking to me, she’s talking to me, and she doesn’t believe me.
Do you not take the tube?
I: I don't wear the phone in the house - there are no pockets in my pants.
Friend: I understand her.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №27034
 09.03.2010
Anna: Do you say a Jew?
Yurmal: What’s right here?

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