On March 8, 21-30, a perforator is thrown from the neighbors with the subsequent knocking of dumbels in the wall.
Not otherwise from the husband marital duty in honor of the holiday sought.

A girl is not a burger, a girl is an ice cream. It is necessary not to swallow immediately, but to use with taste and not in a hurry - that would melt.

The Women’s Forum.
What to give to a man who has everything?
Forum: What are his interests in life? What does the guy dream of?
He dreams of a family.
Give him a family! Negro and Negro!

What is a prelude from a man?

What is sex without a prelude from a woman:
Options are many. for example:
Barbering without foam.
Wear tight shoes without a spoon.
Cook food without oil.
Trying to remove the engagement ring from the thick finger.

Football is the footballer, Yellowstone is the Yellowstone, and Shakespeare is the Copytreas. Feel how English is losing its magic charm!

here here.
Wish me happiness in person.
To be so bad... I
Just on the edge...
Let it be a plus in.
Karma is going.
— — —
As I understand you, the same shit in life.
I want to find my half. =) is

The morning. He got up a little before his girlfriend. After a while she began to wake up. Go to bed to embrace her. Next the phrase that made my day: "Well, what are you lying down? I have a calibration now.)

Sanchez: day another parkour saves, here at night zombies sharp, like diarrhea, the worse you will go through
Is it possible to stay overnight? The night mission?
You press on the bed and it’s morning.
Ivanovich: fucking like in life

* about sending a colleague on a solo trip to business users*
Do you realize that we’re throwing her on a tiger’s throw?
What is this tiger? We are throwing it into the dust.

Any song from My Little Pony is better than all Russian pop, because there is no hypocrisy in the pony that has so overwhelmed our fucking estrade.

Do you want to insure your international package, as is accepted in normal developed countries? In your post office you can insure your life and health, car citizenship and apartment. But not a package. I am crying :(

You are here for gender equality. What would he do if in our society they would rather hold the door to a woman with empty hands than to a man with two bags and a backpack?

Do you want to download one song instead of the entire album? CUE you, not a separate track!

Changing people at work
First, they boast that "they know English well"
and then? trying to tell the news about the volcano, can't pronounce Yellowstone
Translate the "yellow stone" into English
Your eyes are opened like a mad man.

and :)

Biology@vk: In the U.S. there was a case where a plastic surgeon used injections of automotive seal and cement, which was very inexpensive relative to high-quality plastic surgeries.
Zloradskij: He made their mouth a brick.

Here is. You can also watch videos about programming in the Java language. One looked and the other. You're looking for a better and clearer video... And in a couple of hours you realize that you're watching a video about how to assemble a house from light bulbs. How I got to this video, I don’t understand.

People are superfluous, but money is never.

Yes, to fuck up teachers and psychologists with their early development! I also feel like I’ve gone.
Our three-year-old daughter tells terrible stories in the spirit of the gangsters of the 90s about "a good poor uncle, who had a lot of children to feed and a beautiful wife, but with dull eyes. Then he was put in prison, where he spoke to the birds. And then the evil uncle shot him, and he completely died, and he was buried in a warehouse... in a warehouse. And the wife went to another uncle, also a good one, and still gave birth.
Mothers from the venue look at me with round eyes, like Sasha White’s wife, and they stop talking. And I am saddened to think that it was too early for the daughter to tell about the duel between Pushkin and Dantes... And the whole family of Pushkin-Lanskiy’s shouldn’t have been painted yet... And the poem “I sit behind the roof in the raw prison” was clearly not for her age...

Yes, all the classic Disney cartoons are about walking in the garden and singing, and then the birds will sit on your arms, and then a cool man will come and take you.
yyy: And only "Mulan" explains what to do if the birds are not very hands-on, and the inner rod requires adventures... yeah, xxx?

There is a displacement of women and old people under the NBU - there is no Maidan.
There is censorship, even the Ukrainian media – there is no Maidan.
The hryvnia fell four times and further - there is no Maidan.
No one has taken it into the European Union – there is no Maidan.
The oligarchs are also in power - there is no Maidan.
Unlimited authorities / judges / prosecutors - there is no Maidan.
Prices are rising, public services are rising – there is no Maidan.
Pensions and wages are reduced – there is no Maidan.
The visa-free regime with the European Union has not been removed, and it has been "turned" - there is no Maidan.

I wonder how many other idiots believe that Maidan was "popular and self-organized"?