The Secret Pilot
On the weekend, I went with my family to a giant store for the MKAD. They ran for two hours and encountered a large crowd on one of the caravan paths. I climbed and saw: at the center of the events is a chic brunette in a short shirt and a controller in long red nails, and a huge helicopter is flying around her. The diameter of the screw under a meter and the bulbs blink.
There was an advertising stand nearby, say don’t be fools, buy our helicopters there and there.
Apparently there are a lot of beautiful girls in the world, people who know how to virtuously control helicopter models, even more, but when two in one - it really hits the brains, causing you to stop and shake your mouth, admire like a child.
What the beauty just did not do, even on the heads of young children planted a helicopter, it seems to be still in the air, but at the same time already stands on the head of the child, to the indescribable enthusiasm of the very "helicopter platform" and her parents. I would not risk, one inaccurate move and a helicopter could turn into a blender for a meat salad...
The girl was asked about the technical parameters, and whether it was easy to learn to drive so virtuously, she readily replied that it was easy, while the helicopter cut the piruettes high above our heads.
We pleased to roll out for at least half an hour, watching the unrealistic air show of the beauty, suddenly from behind someone hugged me off with a sharp elbow, but immediately with anxiety in the voice apologized... I turn and see a thin acne young man of twenty years. The guy is absolutely sweaty, although pressed out, he did not reduce the tense look from the helicopter, mimic helping the flight, and his hands were nervously ballooned in an open bag hanging on his neck.

There are no professions in the world, but I couldn’t imagine that there was a position – a secret pilot.

President Medvedev has announced that he will personally and unexpectedly check the residential entrances of the houses. He goes with his surroundings to the nearest. There elevators do not work, empty bottles roll around, snacks, pieces of cellophane, in one corner a bunch of shit, in the other - a drunk bomb.
What is this?! The President is upset. What a shame, I
I ask you? Why does a 100 watt lamp burn at the entrance?! to

News on Novosibirsk website:
Stelmah: “I have not seen a global road destruction”

Top of comments:
1) Buy the glasses.
2) Make the Common Bridge, there through the holes soon will be visible.
3) Street Tank fully justifies its name - you can only travel by tank.

Q: You don’t want to hit me? Suspiciously *
YYY: What about what? 0 - O
XXX: Well... from your feet?

Yes, it’s fun to watch a man sit next to you at a business meeting, watch, get nervous and can’t do anything.
Would he come nearer to you and put his hand in his trousers?
XHH: Considering that I'm monthly now, I'd scream him)

The predecessor was attached to philosophy. You know, I write poetry. Let me read from mine. I read a poem about a whore that is dumb. Everyone in the wharf he is waiting for applause, says I didn't understand why you don't bother. We knocked, asking who didn’t like it, one guy just said what he did. He says I read to you a verse of a mentally ill man, you are all lying to me, so you are foolish.

XHH: I just don’t get to crack poppy polyethylene
You are a monster! O_O

How I went to the exam.
I immediately went to give up.
Corvin: First and unprepared
For the first +1 ball
Corvin: for not preparing another +1
Corvin: surrender to 2

And in our house, advertisements were hanged, say, do not throw toilet paper, hygiene products, etc. into the white throne, or the sewerage is blocked. So he found a wise man who signed safely: "and do not go there!".

A guy should be able to take care of himself and his girlfriend, rather than wearing narrow jeans and cutting under a deaf gay.
222: What if he combines it? and :)
111: I have never seen such a match.
But only from the thought of such a compound pulls me to a vomiting call.
333: The matchmaker is a smelly gay who stands in narrow jeans. For yourself and your girlfriend.

Meat_Boy: realized his guilt, engaged in self-blaming, stood on the path of correction. I believed in Jesus. Break me up...

Drunk Master Yo (00:28 8/04/2011)
We were at the zoo today. There were Chilean people. One of them climbs into the wheel and runs.I say to the anchor: "Look how he can run! He says: Take me! This is great."
Anya is silent, does not listen to me, looks at the white. It passes a second, and she gives out: "so cool!"

xxx: Shash saw how the cockroach slipped under a lying hose and stayed there
XXX: I decided to commit suicide.

Retry (22:57:04 7/04/2011)
I tried to write poetry today. failed

Retry (22:58:36 7/04/2011)
I tried to play the piano yesterday, but failed.

Retry (22:59:02 7/04/2011)
Tomorrow I’ll jump with a parachute.

I’m watching the show about the beetles! So interesting! They are almost like people – they collect shit, and then carry it with them all their lives. Sometimes two or three times their weight.

Rambler: Archaeologists found the world's first homosexual
Comment: it is urgently necessary to melt the tattoo I am not gay and the token on the neck is the same...and then they drop off, don't give god and the pidders will determine))

Business correspondence :
Hello to you, yyyy!
The developers wrote that the new version will only be in 3-4 weeks.
XXX: Is this acceptable for you?
YYY: Well, I understand that we have no particular alternative...
YYY: We will wait.
I have a pink vibrator.
YYY: O_O
XXX and what? You are surprised?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Why?
YYY: Well... what does that have to do with your program?
Sorry, but it has absolutely nothing to do with it.
XXX: Forget about it.