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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №126571
 09.04.2016
And the claim that a pregnant wife lives at the expense of her husband is the same nonsense as the fact that a husband who lives at the hospital with the flu is supposedly living at the expense of his wife. Nuacho, she’s currently working, and he’s home 😉

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126570
 09.04.2016
Did each of the twins have a DNA test? This is when the law in the nursery will be obliged to do so, and the number of registered cases will increase dramatically. Although the grandmothers will not allow such a law, it violates their right to blasphemy.

About the mythical grandmother’s blasphemy the most scream the blasphemies

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126569
 09.04.2016
Why do pregnant women live on account of their husbands? Are you all from which country? In Russia, pregnant women work up to 30 weeks, and then go on such a maternity leave for about 2.5 months before and 2.5 months after delivery, which is paid with an allowance of 100% of the average wage of a woman for the last 2 years. So if a woman before pregnancy lived at the expense of her husband, then she continues, and if not, then she lives at her own expense. But then, at the end of this leave, until the child reaches 3 years, he has to live at the expense of his husband, yes. In part, the first 1.5 years pay 40% of the average wage. And then - all joke, there are no gardens, what do you do here =(

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126568
 09.04.2016
He fell sick at 32 years old. If I had a face recognition input on the notebook, I’t be able to log in.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №126567
 09.04.2016
Now in the spa, the cashier called the administrator, because she didn't have a cash register and she had to count 200-147 in her mind, and then said - I'll learn to count with your store!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126566
 09.04.2016
Here is the brake.

Collectors of non-Russian language:
It was not solo, but bread.

This is a genius transformation.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №126565
 09.04.2016
Orthopedically correct heels should be 1/14 of the foot length. It is different for different legs. And of course, the heels suitable for the foot size 41 will be uncomfortable for the foot 36.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126564
 09.04.2016
XHH: Tomorrow at 7-22 am I will be in Guangzhou Bayon Gozzi...Tfu, mla, how do they sing songs here at all?? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126563
 09.04.2016
Thyl: Kepler-10 b is very close to its star, has a very short period of orbit around its star, and a very high surface temperature. Unique is the very high density of the planet: it is 8.8 g/cm3, which is higher than the density of iron, thus it is assumed that the planet is iron. The illuminated side of the planet is most likely covered by a melted metal ocean.
Thyl: no water, no vegetation
Alexander: Populated by Mytolysides

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