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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3499
 09.04.2008
Cool, and now let’s make an ad board instead of a top of the abyss. There are only complaints and suggestions.

No need to go to the top.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №3498
 09.04.2008
To raise the mood: You have come. She slipped under the slope. You came hot to me. Graciously bended his back and stuck his nose in his shoulder. I am unwilling. I don’t get along with myself. I swear I will not. But you came – Ready to lust you and smooth you, Razomlev from your warmth. Sleep my little girl. Let me be convicted that I will share the bed with you again. You are clean, I believe. Whatever will be! Do not worry. I love you. How much gentleness in this flexible body! Listen, what is it about? He said, “Don’t go to bed! Brush away from here! The blog shocked me.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №3497
 09.04.2008
xxx: Will you be a gum with a raspberry and peach taste and a liquid center?
YYY : No. I want to have a whiskey-seeded taste and a liquid beer inside.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3496
 09.04.2008
dddd (11:29:18 9/04/2008)
Eugene, your attitude to property complicates your relationship with people.

dddd (11:29:34 9/04/2008)
In other words, you are Eugene.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3495
 09.04.2008
DDD: Yesterday, small tuis were planted in the yard. The thing was good, useful, but the saddlers were drunk in the straw and planted them with roots up. Now they water.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3494
 09.04.2008
Today it became uncomfortable when I caught myself in the thought that I listened to Marduk, "La Grande Danse Macabre" ("The Great Dance of Death"), being in a white gazelle, which is carried on a meeting almost not below 150 km / h, jumping on the cushions overtakes almost black from dirt another gazelle, and at this moment Legion sings with its afterlife voice "Death can on both, black and white horses ride...".

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3493
 09.04.2008
Versin
And I somehow got a mouse alone, crawling in the kitchen, into the rooms like not going out. I seriously wanted to open the door to the kitchen (I have a corridor like that), lie down in the corridor with a pneumatic rifle for the night, cover myself with a blanket and lie motionless for hours. Films about the snipers lay on favorable soil.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3492
 09.04.2008
Retail: Yes, I hate the pigs, the blacks and the hatches, they all have to be killed.
Evilbizon: Our ancestors were killed by the Nazis during the WW, and you have become a skinhead in respect of them?
Retail: go you go, because of anti-fascists like you, the blacks have plagued our country.
Evilbizon: Yes... judging by your reasoning, you’re probably 15 years old
Retail: Do you mean OH? I am 21
Evilbizon: Mom, I am afraid...
Retail: Everyone is afraid of me. When I go to school, all the rapers are hiding in the classes.
21 you say...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3491
 09.04.2008
To one of my acquaintances for a good success, my parents gave a laptop. I don’t like it, I think my son has learned so well.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3490
 09.04.2008
1 to Hello! How is life young?
2 and hello. very well. What is yours?
In other words – my...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3489
 09.04.2008
Abzatz: Everybody thinks I am not such an ipaca cultural opera I listen to
Abzatz: and they don’t even know that it’s music from hmm2
Abzatz: I sit with nostalgia

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3488
 09.04.2008
Pedestrians should be missed. The voice from the back: what if one? Dough if you want. Even if a half-man goes, you have to miss it.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3487
 09.04.2008
Nina (16:02:44 2/04/2008)
Moved to a new office.
Nina (16:02:49 2/04/2008)
In New York 11
Sonja (16:03:04 2/04/2008)
Oh you are! The fingers ?
Nina (16:03:10 2/04/2008)
Aha
Sonja (16:03:57 2/04/2008)
Where to put the machine?
nona (16:04:06 2/04/2008)
Damn wearing it.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3486
 09.04.2008
AGRRR writes: He swallowed a lamp of 300 watts into a cover lamp... Half an hour he lit it, then he could not turn it off for half an hour.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3485
 09.04.2008
One is Dharma!
2nd (
1: Is it so sad?
What did you get from (:

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3484
 09.04.2008
www: I mailed, my internet provider sent a message that my debt is 850 rubles and so the internet was shut down.
YYY: How do you know about it?
www: And I noticed that there was no inet, I went to pay myself and the letter came.
YYY: I wonder what they thought about there, who are they sending, where?
www: I wrote in the registration questionnaire - TELEPAT

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3483
 09.04.2008
Matt is a symbol of powerlessness.
I did not understand.
Well, for example, when there is no real possibility of shooting someone, they say, “Hu!
And if they say, “It’s been betrayed!”"?
It is also a sign of powerlessness, meaning that the implicit thing cannot be quarrelled or fucking.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3482
 09.04.2008
Decoratrix> Yesterday in OGI Dog Korolenko reasoned about mushrooms. There are fungi after which something seems to happen; there are fungi after which something really happens.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3481
 09.04.2008
No comment. Advertising on Central TV.
"Why did you start using Persil washing powder? I used to use a different washing powder when my daughter was young; but when my daughter grew up, other spots began to appear on her clothes, making it harder to wash them... So I used the Persil washing powder! Persil, always Persil!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3480
 09.04.2008
Hi, what are you doing?
Func: I look at the telecast.
Master: What is going on?
function: H.Z is turned off

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