When you make an important decision, the main thing is not to change your mind. And from "I don’t want to see you anymore" to "I want to give you kids" with my hand :)

In the hospital hangs an advertisement: "Uv. Sleeping in paid rooms is strictly prohibited. The Doctor"

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Yes, I have a session! It’s like a pregnant female in the middle of the process asking if she doesn’t want to fuck. It is not!!))

You will behave badly.
I will punish you, eb-yoga!
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Oh my God*
I am fucking (
See also :DD

X-Men: I’ll be with you today!
So don’t plan a headache tonight ;)

@eXDream: I called the investigator this morning. Allo, is it the police? At that end, the whisper and the answer – yes, the sheriff is listening!

I feel like a fucking idiot.
YYY: I am you too

The xxx:
It was only twice.
But I’m angry that he wants me all the time.
We walk, he walks
Watch the movie too.
I drink tea, and he grows.
Always simple
I say I can’t stand next to you.
Oh yes, I still don’t like his girlfriend.

I am hard to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget.
Student: I am easy to fall asleep, difficult to raise up and impossible to wake up.

I decided to give you a gift – to buy a car. Guess, it starts with "O" plus 2 letters.
Aud, what is it?

Snowballs swirled in the air and settled on the ground with a white foaming blanket. It was April 9th in the courtyard.

I cleaned up at home, found a notebook for records of various useful things. I listed.
On the first page, the definition of the copy of the database, system and program areas of memory, on the next - what is blocking, a retrospective query.
I turn the page - a recipe for borscht.
Life goes on, priorities change. and :)

I went to the movie with him, in horror.)
I almost went crazy about the fuck!
NN: Congratulations to you! (They are :
* from fear >_<

Linux: the basic commands. The pocket manual. It has 288 pages.

I love spring, it is romantic.
I have a tractor in my yard. Romantic, like a swan on a pond.

The students laughed. One guy is loud, talking loudly. He moved him to another place, and he also busted there. Tired, I say thoughtfully: Where would I sit, so that it would be quieter?
Here’s a voice from the back: Put it on the col!

xxx: And for some reason every time I want to translate "dear diary" as "olive diarrhea". Well, for example, someone writes "Dear diary, what a day it was!", and I imagine "Eleven diarrhea! What was it today!"

Why when French chansons are sung, Paris and France appear? And when are our - Magadan and forestry?

Do you want preservatives from the Kaspersky Lab?
and no. They will whisper every time I finish.

“I’m not fat at all, Sasha tells me I have a perfect figure.
- Olya, he is a mathematician, for him the perfect figure is SHAR!