of 20042,
Speak for yourself, girl, there is nothing to deprive me and a sufficient number of women of the opportunity to spy on beautiful naked men. And on the ugly I just popped, well, there is a half-naked insurer, well what? Maybe someone will like him, or maybe he has this in life the only joy, or maybe he will otherwise fall from the heat to fainting. I don’t look at that stupid. I look at beautiful ones with pleasure. I will not die without this, of course, in principle, if no one is going to walk naked, that is also normal. But you don’t have to spread your personal sexual junkyards to our entire sex, okay? What is the nonsense that women don’t like the bodies of men except as the body of a loved one and only during sex? Why a male striptease? So why do the actors play in movies?
xxx: Do you want to look at the substance of the former star? Look in the mirror. We are all made up of such a substance :)
Yyy: You can also look at gold products, if any, and think about the fact that gold is only synthesized at the time of the supernova explosion. The star died in torment so that you could wear this ring.
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We have a culture of consumption.
KKK: No, the cult of consumption emerged in the USSR, when things had to be obtained by clever circumvention. Then there was a foolish idea about praying for them.
The morning after a costume party in the role of a bomber:
"People, the advice of the day!! With all my heart! No matter how hard it is, no matter how much you want to do it - never pour your head with sprinklers!!! This is Trace!and "
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And bad memory has pluses. I read the spoiler yesterday, but I forgot it today.
Maybe Peter is different.
In Peter, most of the escalators are as long as the hobbit movies, so only selected people run up. At the peak hour they are in two rows.
>>>you feel the difference between "indifferent in terms of sex" and "contrary in terms of aesthetic perception"?
Guy, and you feel the difference between "to dress as comfortable to yourself" and "to dress for the sake of the aesthetic perception of others"?
What, all the rest around you, except for the thick-haired uncle in his mantle, wandering over his affairs, is so unconditionally aesthetic and beautiful? Grey floors, dirty cars, dirty bushes, rough roads... but the low-clothed man eclipses everything!
Shit all the shit, go back to the humor, fools.
2016 year, April
In the United States, SpaceX successfully landed the first stage of the Falcon 9 rocket on a floating platform.
Orthodox activists cancelled the Batushka concert in Moscow
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You could not buy jeans from the right manufacturer.
Wake up man! In the USSR, you couldn’t just buy jeans. Just go to the store and buy. Only by hand. There was no mention of the right manufacturer.
Learn to listen without exaggerating.
Zodlbayka 20042, how you talked to me, talking for everyone. “We girls don’t like half-naked men, give a costume.” AARRRCH!
I probably am not a girl. I live in a seaside resort town, I am pleased to look at weak muscular guys (from purely aesthetic interest), and a man in a suit, though expensive, though cheap, in the heat near the beach causes only confusion and the desire to twist his finger at the whisky. But no, fucking, all in costumes, or jeans with shirts, as you dare even think of putting on simple shorts to the knee and a fighting jacket in thirty-degree heat.
I wish you, the author of the story, the most critical and sociable grandmothers in the world at the entrance. That as soon as you have a shirt shorter than your ankle, the whole city already knew with what area you are sleeping today, in what poses and at what prices.
I live on the second floor. When I stand on the balcony and the girls stop looking at me with a nice smile, I’m not deceived. Below the balcony, probably cats.
>>> It is there that the pipe is wrapped. The employee asked "which tube?". I answered without blinking the eye with the "unsewed austenitic tenth". Then pause and roast.
I personally saw how experienced car mechanics when viewing NTV series in hearing diagnose problems with movie cars.
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When a collector girl calls me, I just tell her the truth that I am an adult, bearded, forty-year-old, eyebrowsy man with obesity and a beer bub. And then politely and very obsessively I attempt to get to know her. It is a pity that I have not met any of them yet. The cable why are they throwing away (men, by the way, also, tell me why???) is
Not leaving the house:
A shit in an empty place! Those who are disturbed will always find something to do. to the children in front of parents, baskets, large sports bags or even better grandmothers with bags on wheels, which take up to 3 steps at a time.
I don’t count how many steps anyone takes, I myself never stand up to anyone, but sometimes protection from the fool does not save from those who are able to think only of themselves.
Yesterday, the grandmother standing in front of me with a bowl on the wheels, stepping from the escalator, suddenly froze in place and started rushing with her bowl to do, because of this I just had nowhere to go down from the escalator, and I was almost knocked down by the big aunt who stood behind, she also had nowhere to go down because of me and my grandmother, and the escalator, unfortunately, was over.
There were still people standing up and down, a lot of people. And if my grandmother had not finally left, and my aunt had not picked me up under the stomach and pressed me like a cat, it would be hard to say how it would end.
You laugh in vain.
UsaIsAnAsshole: I know a nineteen-year-old guy who didn’t know the word “assenization” and suggested that it was a complex technical or scientific term.
UsIsAnAsshole: Aha. Perspective Assenizator Engineering or High Energy Assenization Research Institute.
High-energy assenization is a wildly complex and expensive industry. It is especially necessary to drive with such a shit as a neutron - it is secondary. There was a whole cycle of articles on how radioactive shit is calmed.
I’ve always naively thought it’s me deciding when on the week of my floor. Today I realized that this is most often decided by my morning cuddling cat, less often my creative child.
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A good manager, for the fact that I was crazy in the classroom, threatened that I would dream for the rest of my life, and scare with dictates... 30 years have passed, I have long since recovered, maybe enough? No, not, but I have dreams.
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P.S I’ve met a lot of stories about how some girls don’t like how other ladies wander around the dressing room naked. Not a story from a guy. But believe me, most of us melt from the closet to the shower and back completely without clothes. And no one pays attention to it.
Simply for the sake of historical justice: we don’t like the fact that other ladies dive into the closet naked. It’s understandable, but it’s still a dressing room, nobody’s cuddling in the sweaters.
We are haunted by dumb phytonaches who swim out of the shower and like the queens start to wander around the dressing room, not considering it necessary to dress. Not from the closet to the closet. They will dry their hair in front of the mirror, shave their nails, trample with their girlfriends, dig in a bag, get up with cancer, talk on the phone. All this is naked. Not only do they foolishly interfere, discussing in the whole voice their cats and puppies, not only do they occupy the fans for hours, do not allow them to the mirrors, lay down the scissors on all the benches. We also need to shock the breasts, and demonstrate the intersection. There is no concern about it, it is just angry.
I have never been in the men's dressing room, but something I doubt that there are such men who get out of the shower sitting naked back on the bench and, for example, for half an hour stick to the phone, scratching the hairy muddy. I think they still dress first and are naked for no more than ten minutes and only if necessary. Therefore, there are no stories of borrowed guys. If I am wrong, correct it.
Taken from Screenwriter.ru By the shattered gaze of the attendees, Makar understands that there has been a hundred percent shit.