A good salary this month.
Do you need electric tools and trailers?

I’m not paying for the internet to be offended here.

Do you know how big you are? :)
Xy: I can’t even imagine.
XX: for 120 liters
xy: eeee
You picked up 120 liters of garbage bags!
The bodies can be hidden there.
XY: A little...

Have you ever wondered what "pure Jesuitism" is? Please please!
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Q: What is antagonism?
This is the antonym of the word "friend"

The cat considers itself the chief in the house unfoundedly, because going exclusively for a bowl of bread you can return with two packs of Visca (but without bread) and do not see anything strange in this.

Q: Does anyone know why Trump has not yet given Assad a bill for 59 missiles?
Because when delivered, part was broken, part was lost.

The American of Indian origin, Harsh Chigurupati, who grew up in a family of pharmacologists, made, according to him, a fundamental discovery. Chigurupati created absolutely harmless vodka for the liver.

The researcher found a way to combine the latest drug to protect the liver with alcohol. Drinking has not lost its ability to humiliate a person. According to preliminary data, harmless vodka is already sold in 11 U.S. states.

It would be better to invent vodka that does not harm the brain. The liver may grow.
Here is the dead brain.

Where did this myth of vodka and oil come from?
And who knows. The pathways of electrons and signals in the brain of Gennady Malakhov are unknown.

Sticker on bananas. Duration: until the end.

Taxation in Belarus:
Per not everyone knows, but this tax was introduced to get at least a little money from those who work abroad without an official registration in Belarus - for example, remote programmers. The authorities have long sought ways to scatter them and made such a tax.

It is not only paid by programmers, but also by those who do not actually have a job.
Those who work abroad pay taxes abroad.

Aleksey: And what are you?
Do you play?
[15:24:33] Kirill: And so... in
Online play
[15:24:37] Bogdan: in a fun farm, clear
% of you 😉
[15:24:49] Kirill: No shit, in the sad
Colloquial
[15:25:03] God is in you.
You live in real.)
[15:25:10] Goddan: however, like all of us ((

for example:
There is no wife, no husband, an elderly relative and a child. The child is also not healthy. She lives in a small town where everyone knows each other, and because of a relative to move out. All funds are used to cover current costs. There are several traps in a row. It is reduced because the enterprise is bending, the child requires paid dentistry, and the relative organizes a fun life at home. And with friends she is not very good, no one to borrow from. You can add a loan that needs to be paid. We will not add judgment, we will regret the poor woman. She has her own nerves, she is called by collectors, she will not be taken to work, because because of the reductions, a lot of people have been thrown into the labor market, and she has neither health nor decent clothes, nor a child. And then someone offers her a thousand 10 - which means that you will not think where to get the money for the teeth of the child and will have something to eat - for sex.
Something I’m sorry about her, but the idea is clear. Read what, whether Hugo, or Epton Bill Sinclair, he loved sharp social themes, and did not so long ago. The gentlemen assuring that the prostitutes go purely voluntarily, the white coat you have, of course, is very beautiful, only one day it can swell up, and how it would not be a shock for you.

Google launches its own vodka

From now on "Let’s go crazy"! This means "Let’s go "!

Someone’s home and someone’s home.

So, a new candle house, next to the capital garages. The house is not fully populated yet, the owners of the garages do not know each other. Several days in a row there was snowfall, a lot of snow, in the night between the garages passed the tractor-snow-gatherer and deadly wrecked all the gates into all the garages almost to the roof.
A morning of awakening. Dozens of car owners, mothers, are trying to cross their legs and get to their cars. Beyond the corner appeared another unfortunate man in a expensive coat. Having seen all this ugliness, he stumbled, stood in a stupor for a few seconds and cried with a cry of horror:
The men!! This is what??? How is it??? Why is it??? I need to be with the governor in forty minutes, there is a whole commission, I tried to bring them all together for a whole year, I collected documents for six months!!! If I'm late, another year cat under the tail! What to do, guys?? to
What are you worshipping? Take your papers and take a taxi, what’s the problem?
The documents are in the car!! I specifically checked again in the evening and took it into the car so that nothing was forgotten at home in the morning! What to do?? to
– A-A-A... the seat...
He grabs the phone, speaks something hot and fast. A minute later, a young woman in a sporting suit with a large cutting board in her hands, two teenagers with smaller boards and an elderly lady with a huge pot cover run out of the entrance.
The family headed by the dads stumbled in with such enthusiasm that a few minutes later the couple literally left them. The rest of the men also helped as much as they could, but it is only useful to do it with bare hands.
– I will be late... if in 15 minutes we do not dig – I will not have time... – caused the valliage, rubbing the sweat with snow, flowing with streams on the face.
“No, we don’t dig,” the men confirmed, scratching the snow with their hands.
Here, a car came to the extreme garage, its driver went out, looked at his own swarm, mated, opened the trunk and got out of it... a large snow-gathering spade!
My brother!! – the valyage (not so much valyage) rushed to him, – brother, give a spade, burn... I die... the governor... the mayor... the commission... the documents... three years business raised! Give the ball!
Not a question, Berry. Five thousand.
The wheeled back again, measured, pulled the wallet out of his pocket, without looking at the package of money to the owner of the shovel, grabbed it and rushed to his stomach with even greater enthusiasm. The men helped, the owner of the shovel silently smoked.
After 10 minutes all in the snow, wet like a mouse, breathing like a whale, the businessman safely left, the men wished him good luck, returned the spade to the owner and one of them said:
It’s not human, neighbors are...
He smiled with his hands, said, business, nothing personal, opened the trunk and got from there... three more blades!
– Men, dig out my garage – I’ll pay three thousand.
They beat him all together, although not strongly, but very humbly, feeding him with snow. And the valliage came in the evening with cognac and snacks, personally visited all the apartments in the house and invited everyone who participated in the liberation of his car to his home cakes. The history gradually became a popular heritage, with the owner the spades stopped greeting and did not give hands. In the summer several times the gates of his garage turned out to be somehow filled with garbage from court containers almost to the roof. Probably the driver was drunk.

In Russia, they don’t steal millions and tons, but centuries.

Well I don’t know, I don’t know... if the treatment of sperm toxicosis and insufficiency is equal to the medical service and rolls on the shoulders of health care, you look, and the money on budget patients will be squeezed... and the monitoring of SPD will be centralized and massive...

We tried to start trading mobile phones, having in the range... only two phones. We bought somewhere used vitrines, put them in a not too passing store to our friends. When one of these phones was stolen from us, the business struck itself.

Budget spending on technically complex devices is not such an easy thing. The printer, which private persons buy in the store, costs 10 thousand, exactly the same printer to the budgetary institution, the same school, can not be bought in the store, and through public procurement it costs 20-25, well, in the power department exactly this same model requires additional documentation, which costs another 150 thousand. At least in accordance with Russian law.