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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №16330
 09.05.2009
In the village of Gadjukino and the village of Berdishchev conducted the study of length.
of sexual members. In the village of Gadjukino got a score of 25 cm, in the village
See also - 14.
Question: What is the reason for such different results?
Answer: A survey was conducted in the village of Gadjukino, and in the village of Berdishchev -
The dimension.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16329
 09.05.2009
There are still invincible people in Russia. He witnessed how a group of “Fascists” and “Dolbayevs” beat a guy almost in the center of the city! The Georgian tape. When they were beaten, they burned her and went on! The boy had little to do with the fact that he did not strike several, he stood up, the blood was shattered, he got another tape, he grabbed and proudly left!
No West can overcome us.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16328
 09.05.2009
Tigra: pps my husband is an alien
Tigra: Yesterday there were guests, the day finally decided to wash the dishes. tk. The dishwasher is constantly blocked, then all floating soap rings are collected in a dirty bowl to then drop into the toilet. And here the linen rings, cries, come urgently, the sack has dropped me. I leave, I run to comfort.
Tigra: I come home in the evening, and there this miracle meets with a kiss and says, “What a delicious ragu you have prepared for me, thank you, I warm it up.”
Tigra: Most importantly, I ran out to bluff, and he asks so deliberately, maybe grit, did you eat something wrong that day?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16327
 09.05.2009
MerzavcheG Kowalevsky:
A joke happened on the eve.
The Mamsimka:
? to
MerzavcheG Kowalevsky:
The guy whispered - Che in the A6?, and in response to him - HANDLED!

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