She is:
I am sorry for girls who have hair and cheeks on their back.
He is:
Hips on the back?? to
I would have been sorry for the men with beards on the back.

We discuss work lessons at school and clothing business.
...and yet another difficult operation – the twisting of the cant...
Is it that he has a starry sky inside and a moral law outside?

Teachers of Chemistry! Say you need to go to the toilet and go out to drink! Be a bad guy.

Dear brothers and sisters! Happy Day of Victory! Peaceful heaven over your head! Ura to! Ura to! Ura!! to

Recently, something busted, scared of something with the heart and called an ambulance. The ambulance came, they say that everything is fine with the heart, you have osteochondrosis, such as contacting a neurologist. A day later I have a medical examination, I go to a neurologist, asks:"There are complaints?"And for me what osteochondrosis, that atherosclerosis sounds the same, I tell him:"Yes, no, but recently the ambulance came, they put me... A! Osteosclerosis, I told you to contact". The doctor and the nurse laugh. Nurses:"Do you have osteochondrosis?", I:"A, well, yes, exactly osteochondrosis", Doctor:"Yes, the way is osteosclerosis, especially in Russian as it sounds - the fossilization of the brain";

Teacher of obzh major in retirement and in classes tells a lot of fairy tales. Here is one of them:
Teacher: When I was still serving in the army, we and our comrades were assigned to get to the settlement through the desert. We go for 3-4 hours and we realize that we are lost, look back, and the traces of snow slowly.
Where is the snow in the desert?
You are the smartest!? to

The coats have been in the country for a week, there are three at home: I, the dog and the cat. Whatever they eat, they eat them. Food at the end. Yesterday evening I see a picture: while the dog sleeps, the cat from his bowl pulls food into his... Zuka is stuck))) Do not forget to buy him to eat.

From the social network.
Place of Rest: KUTUZOVSKY / Moscow 147 people

A friend returned from another country, he said... He sat in our city after a plane on a taxi, named the address. The driver took him for a tourist and decided to drive around the city longer, in order to crack the price. They’re going, they’re going... Almost the whole city has gone around. Here a friend did not tolerate and said - yes, thank you for the tour, and now home))) Driver - and you what, local!? You didn’t say right away...

Do you think girls can be beaten?
Personally, I can beat bad girls with the stomach on the pope!
Or on the forehead.

In heroes what to play... never played in them.
I split up before the session.

I don’t need sunglasses!
I can get on my breasts!

The pH :)

Godfather (23:54:23 8/05/2011)
Sergey Mavrodi's wife Elena Pavlyutchenko unconditionally believed the predictions of her astrologer. As it turned out later, this astrologer was the man of Mavrodi, who invented this scheme to control his wife.

Darth Val (23:54:45 8/05/2011)
It is 😉

Darth Val (23:54:49 8/05/2011)
Fuck it

Darth Val (23:54:53 8/05/2011)
He was really a genius.)

Darth Val (23:55:00 8/05/2011)
Not just the whole country.

Darth Val (23:55:02 8/05/2011)
and his wife)

I just caught a live mosquito...what do you think I did?
YYY: has he eaten? Locked in a mosquito house. Learn to dance?
Is there any other option?
Name: Don_know
WOW: Did he run out?
I pushed it into the gaps between the keys, and when it flooded where I needed it, I crushed it in trouble!!!! to
I mean fucking. Do not write me anymore.

“The life of Linux was hard,” he thought, wiping off the logos of the wire from the new key.

Q: Have you met someone special?
Y: Do you mean I had sex?
X: I missed your way of speaking straight.

Xxx forgive me.
WOW: I only have one question.
How did you print the SMS?? to

I will never die again in the country where I was born.

by netneladno:
Yesterday I wanted to buy a shrimp but decided to save and bought a shrimp.

As you climb the Mount of Power, you see only a flock of lambs below.