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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97611
 09.05.2014
Maelinhon: I bought headphones, in the meantime asked if it was possible to repair the old ones if they started shooting.
The seller got the moisture?
“Yes, they’ve gotten a bit of blood. From the ears.
All the staff slowly turns to my side, there is a grievous silence, they look at the tattoos.
What kind music do you listen to, forgive me?
- Eye... Metal, industrial, darkweiv... *understandably whispered* But it was not related to music. There was an ear injury.
“General Relief” – Aaaah...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97610
 09.05.2014
I am a meat-eater. I was in a vegan society. Listened on the journey:

Q: Did she eat anything? I saw her refuse everything. There was no grass, the grass too.
I don’t know, I haven’t seen either.
Zzz: But what did she have to eat in three days?
WOW: No one has seen what she eats... A special diet. Maybe she is a vampire?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97609
 09.05.2014
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I look, people began to appear who do not know or have recently learned about Chechen militants, such as Ushat Pomoev, Podryv Ustoev, Rulon Oboev and so on... And began to wave the Bulgarians and so on. "The beard" has these humorous names already wrapped under the ass. People are all the same :)

And what about such famous personalities as Japanese motorcyclist Toyama Tokanava, Czech journalist Jerzy Nedelnik, French tennis player Michel Dolbanu and many others.

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