Can you prove that you are in the photo?(They are :
Noah: How is it?? to
Vadim: Well I don't know (: first you need to check if you are a girl (: how many days are your socks?(They are :
I don’t wear clothes!!! to
You have to understand them (:
Nude : well! 4 days
All be Frankenstein’s monster.
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What logic can we talk about in a country where the statements "I got the crown" and "I didn't get the shit" mean in the world?
Is the accuracy the same?
No one has ever encountered such a fusion as zoophilia, machine faking, and triple penetration with one aunt at the same time. Maybe something cozy.
And the clowns! Certainly clowns. No, I have not met. But I understand you.
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It is necessary to introduce a crossword test instead of EGE, I think this method of testing students will reflect the knowledge of those more accurately.
In mathematics, you can decide.
the best diagnosis of holes in the teeth (((((
YYY :
I want
The xxx :
Sing to
YYY :
I do not know what
The xxx :
Close your eyes and touch your finger.
The xxx :
What you find and eat.
YYY :
The cat
The xxx :
Pleasant appetite
Thieves, who are 25 years old, and they can not even put an apache from the php on the screw, nor a simple function of bypassing the scope in JavaScript to write.
How they think to live, I don’t understand.
It seems like the only normal girls are non-formals. They don’t need butterflies, or restaurants... and they love to be sincere, and smart... and glamorous fucks go through the woods!!!! to
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The glamorous flat-brown girls of 5-6 years, who have achieved nothing, still go to kindergarten. I am 4 and I have already finished 6 classes of school (2 classes per year), learned to speak at 10 months, walk - at 11, immediately entered a kindergarten, finished it in a month. Now I am a prospective sixth grade, not dependent on my parents, I can buy a backpack / notebook / handles myself. Here in the 6th grade there are a bunch of smart girls with big breasts. Fuck the losers!
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I realized it was time to shave when the girl approached, pulled her hair out of her beard and said, “Trach-tibiodoch!”
Two hours ago a neighbor resorted - called the police - she had a fight there. Now I was called back from the police, asked who called and told me to go and check how to call them again!
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Interview with fraudsters:
We arrived in this city, registered at the hotel and went upstairs.
Girls, where are you from?
From Moscow
From Moscow? Do not go into the shell!
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xxx: Today my daughter and I look at the political map: she names the country, and I show her it on the map. He says: "Russia", I show, it is: "Oh, how huge you are!". Calls "Germany", I show it:
- "Paaap, it is much less than Russia"
- "Now yes"
“Did Hitler see this map when he attacked us?”
The chef of the school dining room may burn himself about the Bible, but not about a hot dish.
XXX> You are strong!
yyy> I am strong!
XXX> You are a mother!
yyy> I am a mother!
xxx> You don’t know what it means to give up!
yyy> I don’t even know what matter means...
In the store, a little girl and her mother argue.
M: Look, they are the same.
D: No, they’re not the same – that’s what I need.
M: Well, they are absolutely the same, only the price is different.
D: There is no mom. This is badminton, and this is a sack.
The Parade Rehearsal:
xxx: There are so many millionaires on the square that if they are gathered together, they will be able to solve crosswords.
I’ve been looking for my beloved man!
The teacher lists the recommended literature. Takes in his hands the goalkeeper of Glinka, and it collapses in his hands by two halves.
This is Glinka’s task. Tom first and Tom second.
The lecture. In front of the teacher is a plane.
I would have been upset if I had not been stunned by the beauty of flight!
to this:
My brother when at 6 years old saw the ladder for the first time issued:
"In order to make an escalator, you need to take a runway, extend it and harden it":)
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And my brother at 7 years old, deciding a housewife, wrote the following:
Question: How to turn a straw into a straw?
The decision: 1. Loss of 2.