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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29784
 09.05.2010
Can you prove that you are in the photo?(They are :
Noah: How is it?? to
Vadim: Well I don't know (: first you need to check if you are a girl (: how many days are your socks?(They are :
I don’t wear clothes!!! to
You have to understand them (:
Nude : well! 4 days
All be Frankenstein’s monster.


[ + 78 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29783
 09.05.2010
What logic can we talk about in a country where the statements "I got the crown" and "I didn't get the shit" mean in the world?
Is the accuracy the same?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №29782
 09.05.2010
No one has ever encountered such a fusion as zoophilia, machine faking, and triple penetration with one aunt at the same time. Maybe something cozy.

And the clowns! Certainly clowns. No, I have not met. But I understand you.

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29781
 09.05.2010
It is necessary to introduce a crossword test instead of EGE, I think this method of testing students will reflect the knowledge of those more accurately.
In mathematics, you can decide.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №29780
 09.05.2010
the best diagnosis of holes in the teeth (((((

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №29779
 09.05.2010
YYY :
I want

The xxx :
Sing to

YYY :
I do not know what

The xxx :
Close your eyes and touch your finger.

The xxx :
What you find and eat.

YYY :
The cat

The xxx :
Pleasant appetite

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №29778
 09.05.2010
Thieves, who are 25 years old, and they can not even put an apache from the php on the screw, nor a simple function of bypassing the scope in JavaScript to write.

How they think to live, I don’t understand.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №29777
 09.05.2010
It seems like the only normal girls are non-formals. They don’t need butterflies, or restaurants... and they love to be sincere, and smart... and glamorous fucks go through the woods!!!! to

[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29776
 09.05.2010
The glamorous flat-brown girls of 5-6 years, who have achieved nothing, still go to kindergarten. I am 4 and I have already finished 6 classes of school (2 classes per year), learned to speak at 10 months, walk - at 11, immediately entered a kindergarten, finished it in a month. Now I am a prospective sixth grade, not dependent on my parents, I can buy a backpack / notebook / handles myself. Here in the 6th grade there are a bunch of smart girls with big breasts. Fuck the losers!

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29775
 09.05.2010
I realized it was time to shave when the girl approached, pulled her hair out of her beard and said, “Trach-tibiodoch!”

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29774
 09.05.2010
Two hours ago a neighbor resorted - called the police - she had a fight there. Now I was called back from the police, asked who called and told me to go and check how to call them again!

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29773
 09.05.2010
Interview with fraudsters:
We arrived in this city, registered at the hotel and went upstairs.
Girls, where are you from?
From Moscow
From Moscow? Do not go into the shell!

[ + 87 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29772
 09.05.2010
xxx: Today my daughter and I look at the political map: she names the country, and I show her it on the map. He says: "Russia", I show, it is: "Oh, how huge you are!". Calls "Germany", I show it:
- "Paaap, it is much less than Russia"
- "Now yes"
“Did Hitler see this map when he attacked us?”

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №29771
 09.05.2010
The chef of the school dining room may burn himself about the Bible, but not about a hot dish.

[ + 122 - ] Comment quote №29770
 09.05.2010
XXX> You are strong!
yyy> I am strong!
XXX> You are a mother!
yyy> I am a mother!
xxx> You don’t know what it means to give up!
yyy> I don’t even know what matter means...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №29769
 09.05.2010
In the store, a little girl and her mother argue.
M: Look, they are the same.
D: No, they’re not the same – that’s what I need.
M: Well, they are absolutely the same, only the price is different.
D: There is no mom. This is badminton, and this is a sack.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №29768
 09.05.2010
The Parade Rehearsal:

xxx: There are so many millionaires on the square that if they are gathered together, they will be able to solve crosswords.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29767
 09.05.2010
I’ve been looking for my beloved man!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29766
 09.05.2010
The teacher lists the recommended literature. Takes in his hands the goalkeeper of Glinka, and it collapses in his hands by two halves.
This is Glinka’s task. Tom first and Tom second.

The lecture. In front of the teacher is a plane.
I would have been upset if I had not been stunned by the beauty of flight!

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №29765
 09.05.2010
to this:

My brother when at 6 years old saw the ladder for the first time issued:
"In order to make an escalator, you need to take a runway, extend it and harden it":)
0 O
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And my brother at 7 years old, deciding a housewife, wrote the following:
Question: How to turn a straw into a straw?
The decision: 1. Loss of 2.

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