The harsh Kamchatka...

On the channel of the local cable provider on the day showed the next "masterpiece" from the local "feeds of bonarchuk". With a screenshot with the title of the film "TICHIY OKEAN" I would still be accepted, but here in titles (Suddenly!!!) There were two surprises. The harsh Kamchatka domestic producers have invented two new professions: a sound designer and (here the orchestra plays the tuš!!!) The colorist!

Maybe it’s time to get out of the country 😉

Former mayor of Kiev about the age of the city:

When we went to the UNESCO Council, which was to resolve the question of the age of Kiev, we had data that Kiev, Kiev Russia – 2700 years old... I spoke a lot and proved. But UNESCO scientists have been constantly rejuvenating us. At some point, Patton, who was with me, said, “Valia, agree for 1500 years, otherwise they will make it even younger.” And I agreed", Zgursky told us.

I walk down the street, a drunk man next to me thinks loudly:
“Now I’ll get up, either my daughter, wife, or husband will open... Stop! So who am I?

Falkowski: Did you watch the parade? The best selfie stick is the T-90 :))

XXX: Photography is what or who? And what/who is it?
Yyy: So physicists gently, lovingly call the quantum of light - photon. Such are the glamorous, cosmetic physicists... Mesonchik, Barionet, Quartzhenko.
What is a charming quark? and :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Like the charming Billy.

In 1745, Empress Elizabeth Petrovna, while in Kazan, issued a decree: "To find in Kazan the best and largest thirty cats, suitable for catching mice, and send them to St. Petersburg. If someone has such cats to convey under fear, otherwise, a fine.”
What a beautiful thing :)
The Empress Googled the Cats
xxxh: and most importantly, the good thing is: there would be no babla for cats to promise - she does not eat, she promised to take the babla from those who will not give the cats ) all the power in one decree )

The authority holders sincerely believe that the poor for honor will honor to render them a service or work for free.
It is still so.

I am looking for perfume. Polystyrene of all kinds of forums and reviews... I shudder when in the description of the ghosts is written, said most users hear in it notes: Pitosporum, Leaf of the Brazilian Banana, the Secret of the Genetics and the Tzuga Tree. But here the Tsuga Tree, you know, gives a little of the flowers of Kalamus...
Fuck, I don’t even know what it is. And in the spirits they hear and distinguish.
Whether I’m a fool (I’m afraid of the banana leaves, honestly), or is the TP really playing in the ‘elite’?

Results of the match Latvia-Germany:
This bottle is no longer in milk, it is simply in kefir!

In our time, if a person has worked hard to switch the layout to write "P.S." instead of "ZY" – it’s very serious.

Name your name.
The black coat.
Type of occupation?
Horror flying on the wings of the night.

I bought fitball. The husband has been balancing on him on his stomach for 10 minutes, trying to stretch his hand forward, and shouts “I’m a superman.”

Why not?

Are girls happy in marriage? Register those who are officially married for more than 5 years and must have children. Are there such?

17 years together, 10 years married, daughters 8 years and a year. It’s not easy, but love hasn’t passed. If you do not expect a marriage of cloudless being and pink pony, crawling butterflies, and try for each other, then the chances of a happy family are not weak.

Now every new DEVELOPER on our project will be issued a dildo. For what? To develop

xxx: The Schwarzschild radius of a sphere uniformly filled with matter with a density equal to a critical density coincides with the radius of the observed universe.
We still live inside a black hole.

YYY: Move to another chat. I want to joke about life in a black hole.

The Progress M-27M cargo ship burned in an atmosphere of tension and distrust.

Stop fucking, it’s not a chat, it’s a quote!
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We are not quoted, we are quoted by each other. The citation!

Even white dance today is racism.

I was two meters tall, under a hundred pounds, unbarred for about two weeks, sat in the electric car. In front of the boy, on his maillot is written: "Smile if you want me." I am bored, I sit, I smile, and he is sweaty.

My husband is so aggressive driving!! And yours is so calm!! What do you give him?
I give him.

And the girls, even the feelings of tact was not enough to stumble over the clothes.
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What’s wrong with jeans and shirts? Clothes for neutral plans. I, as a girl, would rather grieve over the one who went out for a street date, as if for a theatre or for a pathos club - it is like a clown, like a woman, in the midst of the day, dressed in a gray barley dress with a shalef and sprinkled a nork mantle on the first week of September.