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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №154196
 09.05.2020
Muslims have upheld their national traditions.

Moreover, the paranoia was dressed for everyone.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №154195
 09.05.2020
In Belgrade found an underground chess club!!!

Belgrade police went to check the complaint of residents of one of the capital districts and found an underground working chess club.

Worse than the underground museums of St. Petersburg.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №154194
 09.05.2020
VCIOM conducted a public poll on the attitude to amendments to the Constitution. According to the results of the survey, the quarantine has been extended.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №154193
 09.05.2020
I remember a story from my childhood, in the 90s. My mother had an employee, a single mother, the son grew up, six years old. And a man came to them in the department, so to himself, neither fish nor meat, but... a man! Well, immediately the collective plans turned around, how to bring them together. And then the occasion turned - this employee told me that she bought a microwave with a grill, word for word, a man once - and suggested that the microwave to put on. They agreed that he would come to visit for the weekend. He came, with the chicken, pushed it into the microwave, with jokes-supplements, festive, the son under his feet turns. The day! - Get a smoking chicken, appreciate - oh, succeeded in fame, red, with a crust. A very good microwave! The man gets the foil, spreads, wraps the chicken and takes home, eats.

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