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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6598
 09.06.2008
I was told that I was masturbating on all hands!
2: O_O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6597
 09.06.2008
Anasteziya
Congratulations to my sweet puppy!


Anasteziya
by Sophia ))

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6596
 09.06.2008
I got 5 for the first exam.
She: Oh, young man... for that I’ll bite you in the head!))
Mmmmmmm... thank you very much!
It’s in my head! 😉
He says: You will not repent!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №6595
 09.06.2008
I bought another cat, called a quarterback.
Are you already friends with Yitzhaken?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6594
 09.06.2008
YYYY :
How is life?

The xxx:
Session, so everything is fine)))

YYYY :
Gee

The xxx:
Putin blatantly left the post, our country won the world hockey championship, scientists built a large androne collider, they let go without licenses, I found a job, I started to study less, I have been dating ONE for a year and a half!!! The girl I love, and you mean "YYY"

YYYY
well fucking

YYYY
by Mr.

YYYY
I didn’t know about Putin.

XXX is
You are monster.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6593
 09.06.2008
I made a script on order. Conversation with the employer:

work (22:42:24 4/06/2008)
Funny and fun.
I am (22:42:42 4/06/2008)
And suddenly yes?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6592
 09.06.2008
I am : ah! I hate cuts from paper.
Have you ever had cuts from the hole?! to
I: O_o

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №6591
 09.06.2008
In the computer store:
"We don’t work with Windows Vista!"

The next after her:
"To the question "why not work" we do not answer!"

and further:
"To the question "why do we not answer" we also do not answer!"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6590
 09.06.2008
Interesting... can you remove other people's cookies from the session and give it to a great?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №6589
 09.06.2008
The statement of an employee of one of the secret FGUP: "...if the Chinese take over our advanced technologies, then we will throw them back 30 years of edak!"

We are just industrial monsters.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6588
 09.06.2008
LUCA: Well why can’t I ever read the phrase "I sent you" right from the first time?? to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6583
 09.06.2008
XX: In fact, a person’s nostrils strictly fit under his index finger.
YYY: What a nonsense?
XXX: Are you already checking?
yyy: bl# ((

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6582
 09.06.2008
From ASI.
(I)< 18:40: Why are we so silent?? to
(I)< (18:40): or again, went out and I was busy?
(he)> (18:41): and the
(it)> (18:41): the day
(She)> (18:41): It was
(She)> (18:42): The hand was not so put on the key
18:42 What are you doing?? to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6581
 09.06.2008
My mom has now broken up my brother’s bed and found a bulb... said the pig... the juice is kept under the pillow.
This is his angel guarding.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6580
 09.06.2008
See also:
No, I work
by Nietzsche:
If you were to lie, you would lie, you would lie, you would lie.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №6579
 09.06.2008
In the Middle Ages, during the Inquisition, people were burned for a fraction of what I had to learn in two days... Matan is the generation of the Devil, long live the Holy Inquisition!!! to


People, you finished the matfak, support the poor, raise the quote to the top!and ;)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6578
 09.06.2008
Can’t I do that, Panama?! to
Use the head.
and hm. and truth. I will eat...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6577
 09.06.2008
Sunshine
Hi to
X_Inzagko_X
Hi sweet
Sunshine
I suddenly became sweet.
X_Inzagko_X
What is salt? 😉
Sunshine
Not salted
X_Inzagko_X (09:48:46 5/06/2008)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №6576
 09.06.2008
I decided a colleague at work to tell a story from his fun, rural youth. The whole group was lying under the table after the first phrase: "They take me drunk to fight."

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6575
 09.06.2008
and ZZZ:
Do you know I did it today?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
What?
and ZZZ:
and charging!
xxxxxxxxxxx:
It’s crazy 😉 😉
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Under the radio?
zzz: no... under the Vikings.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
(Nothing too

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