The dacha is the place where the plant becomes a tree, the seed becomes a vegetable, and the plant becomes a tree.
Man is cancer.

I just gave and left. without words. And it’s not because I don’t like to see the manifestations of emotions, including those momentary ones, that make people do things that they later have to regret. I left because many of us started to confuse a gift with a bartender. When you give something and expect something in return, it is not a gift, it is a barter. And a gift is when you give "just so"©. I left so they didn’t think I was waiting for something.
Cake, wine and candy when I came to work, I took it out of my backpack, put it in one bag and put it in the refrigerator so that it didn’t ruin. And when I went to the server, I did not translate from the package to the backpack.
I’ve started pulling since February. Not in a hurry, not under the sticks, not in a hurry, but for pleasure and pleasure. For a gift, not a barter.
I was not going to take the 295, but I was looking for something thousand for nine. But there was a charitable campaign in the store - "donate an amount, get a ticket with a discount". Most discount is 1-10%. This time I got 50% (with indication that it is valid for purchases with base prices from 20K). So the 295th I got for 9500, including "donation". And the amount "drawed" by the eiradas.
I don’t care what they think of me. I am what I am.
P.S But the flowers didn’t come in :)

The chief in the morning drew all kinds of eastern sweets, sits down slowly eating. The accountant comes in, looks up and says:
What’s delicious, what’s not calorie?? to
The leader with a quiet voice, not moving away from the monitor:
The plate...

Well, comrades students, from next semester we start studying?

Listen, if there is a concept of “brain assault,” then should there be brain assault planes?
yyy: brainstormers, brainstormers, brainstormers and brainstormers. I know a few people =))

Yesterday my cat walked into a textbook on higher mathematics, I had never had such solidarity with an animal.

A friend recently arrived. The owner looks around the table.
Having seen an unprecedented device - a tablet, grabs it and tries to put it on the floor: "This is the weights, right?"
I’m in full horror...I succeeded!