And yet, the most difficult thing is to sit down for the computer, start working.

xxx: prepared for the exam: materials printed, bombs written, spores are.
XXX: I learned it again.

Vic
Show how in Ukrainian bars do baseball
Vic
200 grams of vodka and a tablespoon of coffee
Vic
It is sold at the price of basil.

XHH: Found a great way not to lose your job, and still be sure that your salary will steadily increase. You just need to ask your boss to be your mortgage guarantor.

When writing a course or thesis, I always stick to one tip from Oblivion: Oblivion dangerous world save more often.

Yes, I saw her yesterday.
Spades: She said she didn’t exist
Spades: I have an imaginary girl :-(
She’s not a girl yet 😉
Spades: What is it?
I don’t even have an imaginary girlfriend.

Yesterday, the DPSN introduced us to the stupor. He stopped saying that we were told by radio that a black lexus 470 disappeared from the scene of the accident, can you inspect your car for damage?
Father silenced for 10 seconds. says "Eээээ... Well look..."
And while he was walking looking, we looked at each other with a blind eye full of misunderstanding.
He returned, saying sorry, happy way.
I have a white lexus :D

ZZZ: So one day, being late in the evening in the office, I found someone’s vitamins near the tea bar... well I read - Vitamin C. And at the time of later work a lot of the brain has been drained, the eyes are red like tomatoes. And information about vitamin C I was limited.
In general, with a happy face, I begin to dissolve the vitamin, and she, infected with foam. I am on the packaging: Dissolve in 1 glass of water!!! to
What to do? It is a pity! And here I come to a genius idea - to drink.
I thought my cheeks would break.

I want to marry Prince Harry. I will be a princess of England.
Alice: Yes yes yes yes. You will last a month maximum. and then on all channels will show you dancing on a stand in a pub with Snoop Dogom drunk, with cowards on your head, and you will be denied and deported.

The dream of an idiot is to become a man who has nothing to give for his birthday.

Dmitry Medvedev at the last press conference, which he led in person, without a press attaché.
What is the question, repeat? Can I do it in 2012?
The presidential ambitions? For the sake of work I can do anything.
and ambitions. And my ambition is only one: the prosperity of Russia and its
The People.

Life is like electricity: you get up with tension, you go to work with resistance, you scintillate all day, you come from work electrified, and then you cut off.

Sometimes she behaves as if she had been drowned in a cocaine chain as a child.
I will tell you more. She sometimes behaves in such a way that it creates the impression that she is still roaming there periodically.

I’m ready to admit that I have a total shortage.
I helped my friend yesterday to write a course that they didn’t have time, and in a hurry I wrote to her on the points, so that she could finish, keep, give and carry out at home. Today she sends me an excerpt from my writing:
Introduction (Strictly by Points - ACTUALITY, AIMS, TABLES - View all points of all chapters and write their title with the input word, object, subject, sources, composition and menus)

What kind of people are you blazing???? to

You know nothing about fear if you didn’t have a guitar in the middle of the night standing at the head of your bed.

If you change the zodiac sign, you will become a twin.
My mom and dad made me cancer and I will never be a twin.

Qsom: How can you escape from 7 people?
Is the speed summed up?

The law of wickedness for unnecessary things: an unnecessary thing that is not thrown out in case you suddenly need it will not be needed until it is thrown out.

xxx: After we visited the check, I can open my service company "professional stamp counterfeiting of any complexity".

It all looks like some sort of divorce:
Pepper can’t be fooled, but vodka can be.