It could not be called beautiful. There is no chest, no figure, no hair. I feel like a dinosaur. There are so few people like me.

You are a dinosaur. He who loves his girlfriend will never describe her so, for him everything in her is beautiful.

Nothing attracts children so much as the "Adult goods"

News, such news

Hundreds of people watched UFOs in the sky over Israel
In the Astrakhan region tested the topol missile

Commentary on the film:
XHH: like - look, don't like - don't look, what's the problem?
Great comment, I want to watch it immediately.
Or not to watch.

XHH: No, I stopped chasing after riding my beast up to 150km/h. It could have been faster, but the point began to shrink so that it could shrink and form a black hole. I do not need it at all.

My favourite works in the branch "Tverenergo". 29.05.12 in all "Tverenergo" sent a letter. I quote, the spelling is preserved:
"Dear colleagues and colleagues Dear leaders!
I remind you that on 30.05.2012 events will be held in connection with the adoption on the territory of the city of Tver in the branch of the OJSC "MRSK of the Centre"Tverenergo" the icons of the heavenly patron of the distribution power grid complex of St. Spiridon of Triemifunt and the conduct of the cross march in anticipation of the fire and thunderstorm period."

I suppose it is a trace. The crucifixion will be for increased accuracy at the shootings in the RWSN.
The cape...

A couple at university.
The teacher (P) asks the student (C)
Did you bring the report?
I have a small...
P.S. Well the report was delivered.

Abarmot: On the way to the egge saw an advertising shield with the inscription "the army needs professionals". I have never experienced such motivation.

I work for a television company. I go to the television engineers. One asks me:
Do you watch HD at home?
I say :
I don’t have a TV at home.
No, but what about the wife?
I have no wife.
Pfff, how uninteresting you live, you can live to three hundred years.

-Jura tell me I sucked out a man, but I am not gay, what should I do?
Go on, you’re not gay!