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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №142048
 09.06.2017
XXX: How did you get to the right place? He is 70 years old and will not be saved :(
Come with three roses short. Give him two, and on the third tell him that you are changing for a barrel!and ;)

[ + 20 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142047
 09.06.2017
Time has passed and we no longer wish Chubais a terrible death. But I would very much like to send him 150 million vouchers to the proctologist’s workplace.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142046
 09.06.2017
Vasily gave me a large bunch of bananas with the words “Learn!” I didn’t understand what, bananas help learn, and the session has not yet begun.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142045
 09.06.2017
In the Primorsky region, a minor threw a bottle with a combustion mixture into a sewerage facility. As a result, engineering communications and asphalt on the adjacent pavement were damaged.

Probably, the parents will take the money, and would rather take the work duty. They would send the Channeling Herostrat together with the sanitary technicians to repair the sewage they robbed. The child wanted likes and impressions, so let them get them in full. I would feel deeper and remember stronger.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142044
 09.06.2017
Archaeologists have discovered in the center of Mexico ruins of the temple of the god Ketzalkoatl and the remains of an ancient stadium for the ritual game of the ball, next to which they found fragments of bodies of sacrificed players.

A good ritual to revive for our collection.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №142043
 09.06.2017
News: "The Map of the World will be a reference for students"
The phrase "take note" played with new colors

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142042
 09.06.2017
Lena is not scary at all, she just has another ethanol of beauty.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №142041
 09.06.2017
XXX: I was recognized by the wilds as a shaman))
and mmm?
xxx: in the comments, the chrisant girl tried to throw the sprint of her words and eventually threw the sprint, refuting them. As a result, "It turned out" that I was a super cool hacker - got into someone else's comment and changed the link))

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