I read here how to treat an attacked dog.

From the entire article, I liked this most - "If a dog bites your hand, be a man and pitch it on a tree"

X-man: So you are not happy with our relationship with you?
Tanya is satisfied
X-man: Fuck, I broke the windows here and asked Andrew the question about the relationship.
X-Man: He’s also fine.

I went with my friends around the city. A gang of teenagers crossed the road. And if I didn’t do karate in school, we’t be touched.

A television host and political activist from Kuwait, who had previously run for parliament, has proposed a law that would allow men to buy sex slaves for personal use. According to Salva al-Mutairi, such a measure will save the representatives of the stronger sex from marital betrayal, as they will always be able to relax in the society of the prostitute.

Women of non-Muslim faith captured during the war in other countries can be used as a living commodity, the politician suggests. For example, for “sex-import” Russian women taken captive in Chechnya will be suitable, the TV host is sure.
This is shit, comrades.

Our administrator at work (a healthy child, by the way) renamed the server computer to "Skynet" and walks around the office with a stone rod, like Schwartz. And yesterday everyone dropped the location of bomb shelters near the office at the post office. It was the most linked environment in my whole life.

I stand and smoke. A father (O) passes by with a daughter of five years (D).
My daughter, why don’t we have a mother?
D: Because Dad is a fool.
Oh... well, right...
O_O

We have a stadium near the house, well there in the morning people go to dogs to walk, children in wheelchairs, and some to run and other physical training to do.
Okay, I'm walking there with Sashka today, I'm watching - the guy is somewhat pressed off, well, I think, I'm good, I'm going, and he's holding his back so curved and his hands are wrong.
I say to him, say, you are doing the wrong thing, straight your back, and he stands up, shakes off, and says, "Well, you are in the pen, you are busy with your notes, I'll go better to shake."

Q: Why did Google put a guitar that responds to a mouse on the front page?
XHH: Our department has been holding concerts for 2 hours... on guitars... on compass...
The boss came and thought he would punish. And he sat down at the computer of a bugalter and dropped down Sweet home Alabama. Then with the phrase – "Bite out! I’m still happy!" I’m happy with my job.
WOW: Today will be the "Day when work has stopped!" XD

Yesterday, the neighbor, with a dog, commanded:
"Go naked!" and "Go naked here!!and "

[02:08:11] <ZLoYZmeY> it is strange that the huge fatty thighs are proud of their huge fatty breasts, as if accidentally completely forgetting about their huge fatty asses, blasting.

In the night before the exam, two questions become relevant: is it possible to breathe before death and what shit I did not learn before.and :(

The "Russian Knights" and "The Hairstyles" will be dismantled, typically expensive.
and blatant merina for fatty webkovs from the Kremlin shit is not cheap to buy. I hate it!! Animals, clothes, just no words.

I need to go to school for idiots :-(
YYY: And what do the fools do to you?
I am going to learn :-(

My husband on all my requests to put something on, hanged, denied the fact that there is no drill...And for the new year I give him a drill. You know how he was offended, I was reproached that it was a gift in order to make him smell even at home, and he is tired at work and that he will not touch the drill... So she lay on the house for a whole year, in a gift package. And the next new year, when he was looking forward to revealing the gift, a real cry was heard: "Again drill!!! I gave him the most tight drill, explaining that if I have something not beaten or hanged, then he will receive a drill as a gift every new year... You know, it worked, now I offer, I don’t need where to drill.

I am an industrial alpinist. We hang on the 9th floor with a brigade of 3 people (hermetizing interpanel seams). A father and a five-year-old daughter come in. (d) seeing me: Daddy, and he will not fall? P: I should not. Don’t worry about the daughter, even if this falls, she will (showing my colleagues) two more to stay.
Q: Is it a reserve?

Letter from the reader to the editorial:
I was born in the village of Sergeyevka. I was five years old then.

The boy, the boy! He was born and almost grown up.

my acquaintance rebuilds on the neighboring lane of movement by "once, two, three - I rebuild!"
Kazan (for any case)

[16:37:00] <yyy> Woman, and the injured what?
[16:58:13] <xxx> under the lying server the internet does not flow )
[16:59:04] <yyy> ))
[16:59:51] <yyy> Without effort and server you will never raise!
[17:02:17] <xxx> server does not wrap - falls you will not catch!
[17:03:27] <yyy> seven times check one spongy!
[17:04:50] <xxx> users are afraid to go to the server!
[17:05:11] <yyy> ))
[17:07:30] <yyy> with the admins to live by the admin!
[17:10:29] <xxx> was named a user, sit quietly!)
[17:14:25] <yyy> eyes to fear, and the server does
[17:15:00] <xxx> trust in God, and do not ruin the server
[17:17:16] <yyy> small servaq, da road
[17:18:32] <xxx> as you name the server, so it will float
[17:18:55] <yyy> two servants - a pair!
[17:20:54] <xxx> with world by thread - admin sweater
[17:21:28] <yyy> loves the honey, loves the sweetheart!
[17:21:35] <xxx> ))))
[17:21:58] <xxx> when the server does not work - the admin does not eat)
[17:23:23] <yyy> Serwak hangs on the thread, and he thinks about profit.
[17:24:16] <yyy> Admin in Tver – a serpent in the door!
[17:24:19] <xxx> fun time -user hour

xxx (16:33:45 8/06/2011)
I have a friend who is studying at the university. her diploma was written by her boyfriend.
xxx (16:33:50 8/06/2011)
She is now in defense.
xxx (16:34:04 8/06/2011)
The commission read in her diploma: a cherished iron
yyy (16:34:09 8/06/2011)
ahahahahahahahahah
xxx (16:34:38 8/06/2011)
How much will she give her boyfriend?

Did you know that the more mobile the big fingers of the hands the more intellectually developed a person is?
She says: (moving with both fingers) Oh yeah! I am smart!