XXX: I raise the glass for the courage of Vitalik. He ended up with both Spivakov's branches, being sincere and absolutely confident that he is going to the Slepakov concert.

You're a good guy, I'd get pregnant from you once, I just don't want to ruin the relationship.
Yyy: Is it a compliment or a reproach?

Just think about who raised the current generation that you don’t like so much.

About the movie:
A bunch of cockroaches are planted in space and suddenly they see that an unknown cockroach is before them. and Ogo! "We said the spacecraft is a funny topic, and let's swipe it with a stick, and fill the pockets with it, suddenly it will be useful. Said is done. All are dead. and fin.
(Sorry for the spoiler)

The blonde... you guessed?
WOW : WOW! How did you guess, Malfoy? ^ ^ ^
The Nature of Wisdom)
You are very wise :-(

Today I went home, and on the way helped the kitten of Svetlana Vladimirovna to remove from the tree.
You are joking.)
by Nea. There, indeed, it was not so high, but it earned more in karma.
Sorry, but how can I imagine you climbing on a tree...)) You were at least in a shirt?))
In the jeans. There’s really low, it’s the nut that’s right above the bench. In addition, I had consultants - tired youths were resting nearby, gave advice where to put the foot, what to stick to. I was so sick that I forgot about beer. From their comments I almost laughed down on the head of Svetlana Vladimirovna. Now the stomach hurt from laughter, and the arm scratched. And, it seems, the nymph above the head grows, it will be possible to walk in the evening without a lamp :)
Do you have red feathers?
Hm... well... there’s... blush: What?by Blush:
Then I will not buy you cowards, but I will bring you blue leggings tomorrow. You are a superwoman, you have a uniform!

One day I asked a very talkative girl, whom I met not so long ago, “Are you so talkative during sex?” She literally thought for a moment and said, “No! My mouth is busy.

c hubra, discussing the Android threshold for measuring pulse through the smartphone camera

The pulse is 45 on the table and the laptop is 70.

It’s Alive!!! to

I.KI bought a new pyjama. The pink. With some caresses. Now the favorite affectionately irritates "Ira - the dream of a pedophile".

Once a graduate student at the University of Maryland, the future famous American mathematician George Bernard Danzig was late to class and re-written from the classboard two equations, taking them for homework. They turned out to be unexpectedly difficult, and it took Danzig a few days to resolve them. As it turned out later, these were statistical tasks that the leading scientists of the time were unsuccessfully working on.

I love our students! Today it was very dull, the window at the department had to be kept open, because of the doorway, the door opens and all kinds of papers fly away from the tables. So they locked up from within. And so that students do not think that there is no one in the department, outside the door attached a paper with the inscription "Study, we are here". And what do you think? By the end of the day under this "click, we are here" painted the signature "Department of Service of the FSB at the MGU" )))

From Habr:

XXX is mystical? Just wanted to read about batteries with a dynamomachine - immediately article.
You have spent your wishes.

Olga98: What pin is on your map?
Roman83: Do you have this in the general chat to write??? by Ossam.
Olga98 is not. I forgot my mom’s phone. Do you?? to
Romance 83 : Lana. Let’s go to numbers. The first and second number of the apartment. The second or fourth phone. Third of 4. The last mark of your note. Okay?
Olga98: I know it. You are clever! 8342 is it?
Roman83: A woman is a man’s friend.

Life imprisonment will pass unnoticed if the Internet is put in the camera.

In the pharmacy in front of me such a high practical macho buys a little bit and at the end:
Also use classic condoms.
Do you have a large or small package?
He (a little embarrassed) – Little, I am not a hero of any kind.
I like self-critical men

Life is a short time between knowing as much as possible and not knowing at all.

I worked in a small office selling spare parts for trucks. One unit came with a broken rod and it had to be drilled out. The necessary drill was not found and I asked our driver to go to the store and buy a 8mm drill. A driver comes from the store and gives two drills with the words: In the store there was no 8mm and I bought two 4mm drills.
Someone over 50 years old :)

The Minister of Education handed over all the EGE, the Minister of Health stood in line to the clinic, and only then retired Claudia Vasilyevna released the goldfish.

by Sam (0:03) :
You are a girl.

by Sam (0:03) :
This is good, sweet

Great overall

Tell me so.

by Annka (0:04) :
M is?

by Sam (0:04) :
Where can I get the same?

Once in my childhood, when I was installing the game, I read the License Agreement completely.
My life was never the same again...