It was in the 90s, I was 10-12.

My mother was fooling me because I was studying badly.

I was constantly beaten by the belt, and my father did not pay any attention to it.

Once again, I brought home another portion of the two. the mother of the psychanula, gave my father the belt, and ordered him to beat me with the belt, for what he did. The father took the belt, took me to another room, closed the door (holding the belt in his hand) and said:

Let’s just sit down, let’s let the mother squeeze.

My daughter plays in the sandbox on the playground, I sit next to her on the bench. There are two girls on the grass. Well, how they stand... One is standing, and the other is constantly scattered: the wheel will do it, then it will sit on the sword, and the straight is doing it very demonstratively, up to shining from the paphos.

“Let’s go to the competition,” says the spaghetti girl.

How is it? The second asks.

“Now, we’re going to turn around to do wheels, spaghetti, well, there are different dance movements... And we’re going to evaluate each other.

Why should I compete with you? Compete with those you go to your gym. You will do better and I will judge you.

- Let's go, - replies the spaghetti girl and begins to show "the program of the performance."

After some time comes the time to announce the estimates:

and 2! 2 is! 2 is! 2 is! The second girl (which is the judge) speaks loudly.

Why WOW? ! to - The spaghetti girl is upset donaldzia, - I did everything right!

I am a judge, I know.

The girl was psychotic and went home.

This is how we lose the best athletes.)

I was a witness to such a scene.

In the church after the service, the parishwoman approaches the father, and then about such a dialogue.

- Father, my husband... (hereinafter a list of various outrageous and socially denounced acts, including handicapping)

Did you talk to him about it yourself?

He said, and he continued.

And repeatedly?

and yes.

So get divorced from him.

The face of the woman expressed confusion, because she clearly expected to hear the standard set of reasoning about humility, punishment for sins, beats - that is, loves and generally all live that way.

Will God not be angry?

Do you think that if your husband is going to slander you and your children, God will like it more?

Prior to this, the same father asked which saint should put a candle for healing, he replied that first let them go to the doctor, and then put candles to the one of the saints who likes it more. Sometimes common sense wins.

It swims slightly, but it swims under itself.

My mother married an Italian, so I was named Bella. Then, due to circumstances, we were forced to move to Russia. Here I went to school and thought everyone would be jealous of my beautiful Italian name. Do you know what happened on the first day? I was given a whiteboat!

Lying to the authorities is a crime. If the government lies to us, it is politics.