Sereshka has just read about the end of the world in December 12, and has read a lot about it.
1: The horror
At the beginning of December I will borrow and live as a rich man until the end of the world.
1: What if it doesn’t come?
2: I will surely come)

Yes, fucking, there are people here whose first association with the word Homer is poetry and ancient Greece, and it is also the last.
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We live in the Age of Great Orthographical Discoveries by S. Jerzy Lec.

The female mind is a useful thing, but female stupidity is a useful thing.
How much demand.

About Haishnikov, Blondes, and Human Relationships
Someday stops me on the M8 route right under Yaroslavl.
Excess speed regime. Five of the offenders were arrested.
built in a row in front of the gaiteboat, where the comrade drafts his protocols
and standing nearby, cracking either from the sun of spring or from anticipation
Implementation of the day plan for violators.
A row of quiet walks about the time of filling one leaflet
administrative offence, to which Gaez, suddenly terminating his
with a very serious face broadcasts (further from his name...):
- Here I will tell you about the time of filling the protocol... We stood somehow
with a partner behind Yarik at the village of Bukhalovo (truly there is such a
There is a turn there, a turn there, a turn there.
The spotlight, of course, the icons "overclock is prohibited", and restricted
speed mode at 50km... We stand, speed shoot, we see because
The turn rolls the fur, and behind it a tail of 3-4 machines, and all this.
on the left row at the speed of 90 surpasses the red plume, well, we
Naturally, the radar recorded him and we invite him to the edge with a rod.
Preserving the sense of self-dignity, floats out of the brick of Madam, in
bright red coat and a short shirt, rather even overwhelmed
the bandage, since it covers only the waist and the place that men
The most interesting happens. The feet, chest, in general, everything with it and hair color
The Virgin Snow. We smiled and said, “What do you do, fellow driver?
you violate, and the gap under the wheels of the opposite transportation is not long.
How do I violate? I didn’t bother, I just wandered around that stinking.
The truck.
“But let’s, here’s the speed limit sign, here’s the straight line.
the mark, here is the sign "Bring is prohibited", at the end of the day.
Well and what? How can I overtake the truck without increasing speed? Overcome me here.
is permitted!
And so victorious with the eyes of the stick, like I know you, you invent here...
...?...? Why is permitted? Who is allowed?
How, by who? rules, who else, out of the sign "overlay is allowed only
Red car signals are cancelled if they are delivered.
Which is??? The partner took himself into his hands first, sat on the hood.
Tom asked with a loud voice:
Where have you been taught that? 😉
How where? In the auto school! The instructor told me. Me and the car.
I bought red.
It took 15 minutes to explain that she was misled.
Violation of the right to conduct transport.
for almost six months... She was very upset at us that we
He distorted his understanding of the rules of movement.
He gets his cell phone and starts calling:
and Lecha! Allo, Leša, I came here to the haishniks, confirm them that it is
You taught me that! You can drive a red car under this sign.! to
And the sound on a loud communication includes...
“You know, Mach,” I hear the answer, “if you’re stupid and for three months, while I’m not.
You’ve never learned the rules of the road, you’ve learned the rules of the road.
You throw it out to the right and to the left, it’s not my fault. On the fence “Hui”
It is written! Would you argue there?
“Lisha, you are a bitch!
Maybe I’m a fool, but like you, it’s dangerous to let go.
guys take money, you will be lucky, and if I decided, I would have you
Right is deprived...
We didn’t get the money... the protocol was about an hour. I hope the court.
She was deprived of her management authority for six months.
The line quieted... And advanced already for a couple of people, and those who
have already managed to draft the protocol, stood and listened to the end of the story of
The Blonde.
I am now very careful about red cars, especially
A blonde driving.

You can live without food for a month.
Can it make sense?
You can live without meaning for a lifetime.

If you are stuck in the elevator,
It looked like a grave.
Or you will be buried.
You are a claustrophobes!

Life begins with the letter J.

He went on vacation, there was an unopened cream bank. I decided to leave it in the refrigerator at work with the sticker "eat me". I come back in 2 weeks, I open the refrigerator and almost all the products hang the sticker "Don't Touch Me", "Take Me", on a bottle of vodka "Nakat" and blade my unopened cream in the same place with the same sticker.

Tablets for masochists

The Pentagon!! 5 times the pain.

Fuck it!! to

News on Mail.ru:

Obama’s “Monster” against Medvedev’s “Begemot”

It feels like presidents are scratching.

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You are all sewing home-2, and look at how you live, you have become such... Or maybe it is I’ve lagged back from life...
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Well, let me admit, the individual of the male sex lives differently. I have a girl I adore and pull on my arms, I have friends I haven’t slept with (say what, I’m sorry, about the chances, maybe...) and I take sex as seriously as my girlfriend.. So I think, you can even say that I’m almost sure that yet, friend, we and you are behind this dumb life in a country where conscience is not left, sturdiness is a sign of cruelty in minors, and sex is like a march for bread, it wasn’t, it’s gone.
I am only 22, but I am behind this life, I am an idealist and proud of this, we are few :-(

6 July 2009 20:15 Barack Obama acknowledged that Russia exists.

Is this president stupid?

Al is
I want to wake up with a girl.)

The Sun
Why does she live with you? 😉 😉 😉 😉

The Sun
cosmetics there, underwear, clothes, a lot of clothes)))))))))))) no, you can imagine)) all kinds of cheese and yogurt will be frozen in the refrigerator))))))))) by experience I know) they are fairy) and fairies do not eat sausages and pasta )

Your cat has such a soft and silk wool =^^=
2: Of course, because I wash yellow "Laska: Magic of wool"! :D