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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142850
 09.07.2017
Obtaining Swiss Citizenship:

XHH: In serotonin with citizenship is generally tough. When you apply for citizenship, they actually go to the neighbors and ask how you integrated there, if you create problems. Any small piece and everything, this application.
WOW: "Mr Al-Habmarabi, how well is your neighbor Heinz Müller integrated?"

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №142849
 09.07.2017
Go to the sea and move forward! Here is Neptune. By the way, it came to me – God made us a rainy summer, protecting from these here, in shorts and shorts in the city. And well!

Go to the nearest monastery and go somewhere else. Where are you all coming from?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142848
 09.07.2017
Sobyanin has launched a program of reincarnation, within which thousands of Moscovites will be relocated from their old and emergency bodies

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №142847
 09.07.2017
From a letter to an angry employer:



Natalia good day! I do not like business cards. Poor background, fonts and general location. Do you have any taste? We pay no small money for the design and get such a "g" in the form of your layout. Keep in mind - I sent a copy of this letter to the email of our CEO.



Good morning Anton. This is not my layout and your company did not pay for its development. Your CEO kindly asked you to fit the layout of the visit card for printing (without changing the general content - to make assumptions under the circumcision and prepare for offset printing). And, of course, a copy of the letter to the e-mail box will be very pleased with him. Because this layout was made by him – your general manager.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142846
 09.07.2017
History of my childhood:

Bata bought himself a new anchor in a plateau, a brilliant, beautiful, very clever design - the fisherman's dream. On the anchor of the rope, someone forced a couple of meters, a loop to be tied for a fixture or a type of...

In fact, fishing

- Siroga, throw the anchor. *BULK*.. only the rope is not B#&@%...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142845
 09.07.2017
XXX is young man. Are you drunk?! to
YYY: And you work at the Russian Post. Everyone has their shortcomings.

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